SingleGuyInOz Forum Posts (1,043)

RE: In Honour of David Bowie. R.I.P. Pick your favourite song of his.

Probably the song which first drew my attention to David Bowie was "Starman" .
So many good songs and memories spring to mind though

R.I.P David

RE: CS Women

Don't worry, they'll be well wrapped and sealed (air tight) to keep the staleness freshness in

RE: CS Women

Luckily for you i'm sending them over (including my undies) for you to savor and enjoy

RE: CS Women

Tired of seeing all those balls go back and forth

RE: CS Women

Another reminder of his days back at sea with his cabin-mates

RE: CS Women

Yes, i'm thinking what you're thinking Pinky
And it wouldn't be the first time i'm sure .....

RE: Say Anything

Oh! excuse me while i .................


All better now

RE: Say Anything

Some of us look decent for our age.... what went wrong in your case ?

RE: Say Anything

I know where we could shove the hay, but i don't think Pete will be to pleased with the idea

RE: Say Anything

Is that where they get the term "hayfever" ?

Anyway you're in form tonight Granddad by the way ...

RE: Say Anything

Why ... is that another little profession you mastered in the Navy ?

RE: Say Anything

Even when it's winter here, i'm sure i could find a way of keeping you warm

RE: Man-Grooming

i'll have to make a note of that ...


Hiya Blondie

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

My little Brother being just a toddler at the time, added washing up liquid to the Goldfish bowl ... apparently he just wanted to clean the water for the fish
Anyway you can imagine the results ...

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

Glad to know your Brother didn't have a real guillotine at his disposal ... or did he ? ... .
Makes me wonder if he knew about that old "Saw A Lady In Half" trick as well ?. In any case, i think you had a lucky escape there

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

Funnily enough, there just so happened to be the old Superman television series screening on the telly... as well as a Japanese series called "Samurai" you may recall ?. But being a fan, i had even painted a helmet in Samurai colours and wore it whilst riding my little scooter around the streets as well

Believe me, it wasn't easy lying to Mum, but just found it so hard (and ashamed) to tell the truth in that situation... In fact later in life my Mum use to tell me i was too honest for my own good...
i sometimes think i would of been better off if i did lie my way through life

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

I reckon your Daughters were relieved to of finally paid off the $600 debt ... probably after much consternation too ...
But these (glass) stories recalls the memory of myself as a young lad at approximately 8 or 9 years of age playing alone in the back yard. For some reason i entertained the thought of doing something daring (and stupid) and looking at the glass backdoor leading out from the laundry, decided to run straight at and through it just for fun.
And so i set off as fast as my little legs could take me, and just before i impacted the glass, i had at least enough sense to offer my face some protection by raising my arms in front, as well as bracing myself before leaping and smashing my way right through the glass door.
My Mum hearing the calamity came dashing into the laundry to my aid and checked me all over. Thankfully i was unhurt and without a single scratch ... unlike the trashed door.
My mum asked me what had happened ?, but naturally feeling bad as well as crazy, i lied to her simply stating that i was running towards the door to come inside when my foot tripped on the step and i couldn't stop myself crashing though after stumbling... she accepted my story and was just thankful that i was unharmed.
Anyway not sure how much the glass would of cost to of been replaced, but fortunately with my Dad being a Glazier by trade, didn't have to worry about the labour costs involved anyway.
I never did tell my Late Parents the truth later in life.... bless them

RE: Time Machine

Well that should get you a lot of interest from the farmers cows anyway, if nothing else

RE: Time Machine

I just hope the Flux Capacitor is undamaged ... i only lent that to him a hundred from now ... ....


Evening Pete ... how are they hanging tonight ? ... or not as the case may be

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

Ooh! you crafty little devil you ........ I like it

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

Either i developed a selective memory block or i was a good little blighter

But there was the time as a young teen, when on Guy Fawkes night i would set off Bangers down alleyways with some mates then scarper

.... ahh! the good old days

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

Something like this >>>>>

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

And now that you're adult, i presume you've moved onto other areas with your shaving routine ...


Hey Pinky .... Happy New Year to you

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

Wouldn't be surprised if you ended up with 2 tender red buttocks either ...


Evening Pete ... and a Happy New Year to you pal

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

Hiya Wishy ...

And now that i'm older, i'm always prepared to be a cheeky big fella too

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

May need a little more than "a little dusting off"... i had in mind a pickax and shovel

I take it that your lipstick technique has improved through the years though .... or has it

Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

Many years ago my late Mother told me the tale about the time she and my Dad took yours truly along to visit some friends of theirs when i was just 2 years old. As it happened their friends had a Daughter of a similar age to myself, and so we quickly became friends ourselves and began playing nicely together
Well, our parents briefly left us alone together whilst they went and gathered refreshments for themselves from the kitchen.
Upon their return to us they were shocked to discover my little girl-friend standing right beside me totally naked
Despite being such a short amount of time, it was established that i had apparently removed ALL of her clothing ...

I'm not sure if we were ever invited back there again ... at least i doubt i was


Okay, let's hear your naughtiest stories fellow Members ....

RE: Ringing in the New Year!!!

Ah! a Woman with taste

RE: New year(2016) Resolution !!!

... my thoughts exactly Lillie

RE: Ringing in the New Year!!!

Oh i see ... just the usual night for you then