was good weekend sted I`m not giving up that easy she gone off line for now but I know she `s working and will probably be back on around two so I`ll try her e mail again then if not I`ll come back here and try to talk to her
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope no a clue" she replied
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat Margaret replied,
"Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat..."
I`m at the beer festival at the national waterways museum I`m working the bar and staying in my caravan on the site but would always meet uo for a beer
woah what a shock I`ve thought how happy you sounded shows what a strong woman you are if I lived close I`d take you out for a day to show you people care if you ever want to chat or let off steam get in touch
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was good weekend stedI`m not giving up that easy she gone off line for now but I know she `s working and will probably be back on around two so I`ll try her e mail again then if not I`ll come back here and try to talk to her