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Stung....

crying Today was such a beautiful day that I could have mistaken it for a warm Spring day. Took my bike and went for a spin and while wallowing in the exceptionally good weather, ,WHAMM,, I got stung 3 times in my neck by a wasp.
EEEWWWW I nearly done a wheely, and at my age thats not good.

Anyone else ever had a bee/wasp sting while biking?crying crying laugh
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Heavy Storms

Snow, rain and strong wind is currently the order of the day here.
snowglobe snowed in cold
Part of a song that warms my heart.applause

Wish you were here, me, oh my countryman, wish you were here Wish you were here, don't you know the stove is getting colder And I miss you like hell and I'm feeling blue
Wish you were here, me, oh my countryman, wish you were here Wish you were here, don't you know the stove is getting colder And I miss you like hell and I'm feeling blue


cheers

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The Soldier Stood And Faced God

The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, just as brightly as his brass.

"Step forward now, you soldier, how shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?"

The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I haven’t, because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays, and at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny, that wasn't mine to keep...

Though I worked a lot of overtime, when the bills got just too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help, though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place, among the people here.

They never wanted me around, except to calm their fears.

If you've a place for me here, Lord, It needn't be so grand. I never expected or had too much, but if you don't, I'll understand."

There was a silence all around the throne, where the saints had often trod. As the soldier waited quietly for the judgment of his God.

"Step forward now, you soldier, you’ve borne your burdens well. Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets; you’ve done your time in Hell."
~Author Unknown~

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2 Day week

My week exists mainly of 2 days. Mondays and Fridays. Where does all the other days disappear to?

I need more time. See ya later.wave

Do you feel the same?
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Decency does not cost a cent!!

I'd rather make a friend than an enemy!

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BABY?

The pet name 'Baby' that is given to some women by the men in their lives comes a long way.
Where does this originate from?

A helpless baby, as he considers her as 'helpless', or maybe the most treasured life form is a baby, the 'future'?

Or is it just another handle?

Do the majority of women like being lovingly referred to as 'Baby'? conversing
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Someone......

Yes I need someone to lean on, Someone to understand, Someone that I can depend on, Someone to hold my hand.applause

What are the three best things about Amnesia?

1. You can hide your own easter eggs
2. You meet a new person every day
and
3. You can hide your own easter eggs

rolling on the floor laughing
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Foreigners.........

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting.

"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.
The two Englishmen just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" The two continue to stare.

"Parlare Italiano?" No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.

The first Englishman turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language...."
"Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good." applause
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Rancher John

Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent.

'Well,' replied old John, 'There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me,' replied old rancher John.applause


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Another Beautiful Sunday.

The sky is blue, sun is shining the birds are out in force. Sundays I use to tidy up my apartment and do the things What I could'nt do during the week. Motivate myself for the coming weeks ups and down.

How do you spend your Sunday?dunno



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Realistic Wishes.. If I could make a wish

I'd wish I was in Durban for the Top Gear Festival this weekend...grin




LUCKY DURBANITES
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God knows I love my country..... EISHHH

You know you are a South African when

You produce a R100 note instead of your driver’s licence when stopped by a traffic officer
You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement
You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car
You can count the national soccer teams scores with no fingers
To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750
Hijacking cars is a profession
Defecating in a garden can win you R1-million
You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic light
The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car
More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election
People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence, Samsung and Airtime.
“Now now” can mean anything from a minute to a month!
You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction.
Travelling at 120 km/h you’re the slowest vehicle on the highway
You’re genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it.
A bullet train is being introduced but we can’t fix potholes
The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday
You paint your cars registration on the roof
Half your mail is guaranteed to reach its destination
You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital
You dial a toll free number and nobody answers
You have to prove that you don’t need a loan to get one
Prisoners go on strike.
You don’t stop at a red traffic light, in case somebody hijacks your car.
You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once.
Rwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high.
When 2 Afrikaans TV programs are separated by a Xhosa announcement of the following Afrikaans program, and a Pedi ad.
The employees DANCE in front of the building to show how unhappy they are.
The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the program you just finished viewing.
You get cold easily. Anything below 16 degrees Celsius is Arctic weather.
You call a bathing suit a “swimming costume”.
You stop at robots, not traffic lights.
You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you’ve never had any.
You can sing your national anthem in four languages, and you have no idea what it means in any of them.
You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Mandela.
You go to “braais” (barbecues) regularly, where you eat boerewors (long meaty sausage-type thing) and swim, sometimes simultaneously.
You have a gear lock for your car.
You’ve never seen snow in real life.



If you are a South African then you know all these jokes are true...
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