Foreigners.........
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting."Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.
The two Englishmen just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?" No response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
The first Englishman turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language...."
"Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."
Comments (45)
Have not met anyone that does not like you, cos ur open and honest so you are in my good books for sure..
Why is it we shout at
foreigners when they
ask for directions?
Its like we think they
are all deaf!
I have noticed that folk
shout at me even in stores
when I do not speak the lingo.
Hey ho
FBJ
Jada You are right, old but always funny
do you have very often the "catharsis" day .. or just me joined in special time of the year?
yeah.. I ´ve already told you... I am a vampire...
I am smoking vamp for a while.... better?
funny
Its good to see you. Just light hearted joke. Hope you enjoy.
Thanks,here we have a joke about the French mentality,.....It is a bit similar to yours.When we visit France ,sometimes we ask them about directions,as you know we will ask them with English language,so the first question we ask,......
Hello sir can you tell me where i can find this hotel ?
And the answer is,......sorry i don't speak English !?
Do you understand this joke ?
however none can help them......
Just refer them to Dept. HA
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you are good too go. so sweete aareyour picds.......
you are good too go. so sweete aareyour picds.......
youn are to sweet,,,,