John and Jack went to a rugby match.
During the game drinking beer, eating nuts and cheering ,John nudges Jack and sez: " I need to pee, but the game is reaching a climax and I don't wanna miss anything" Jack answers him with a simple: "Pee in that guys pocket, when the crowd is cheering" and points to a man standing directly next to John.
John thinks Jack is insane, but says nothing.
As the game progresses, again John tells Jack the same thing, and again Jack sez: "Pee in that guys pocket"
John refuses the advice.
This action repeats itself 3 times during the next 45 minutes and Beer keeps flowing as the game reaches climax after climax keeping the fans jumping with excitement. John by now is balancing on one leg and pinching his tool closed trying to control his near exploding bladder. Eyes bulging and dancing on one leg John sez to Jack: "I really need to pee now, damn, what can I do?" Jack: "Pee in that guys pocket"
John relents.
After relieving himself John cant believe his luck cos the guy whose pocket he pee'd in does not notice it.
Amazed at Jacks wisdom, John asks him why was he so sure that the guy would'nt notice if he peed in his pocket.
It's easy to figure, Jack tells him. "I pee'd in your pocket twice and you did'nt notice that I did"
Moral of the story.
If you've gotta go, you've gotta go.
Comments (15)
You could say I'm a poet and I don't even noet !!
@Honey..
If you have ever attended a big game one can do just about anything without being notitced..
@ Trac..
Shhhhhh
Not even my dog,,,
Ja und Rhino, buffalo, widebeest and many many others including last but not least plastic...
"In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice," he says.
The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.
The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South Arican and Kiwi.
He turns to the astonished barman and says, "In Australia we have so
many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with
the same ones twice."