God knows I love my country..... EISHHH
You know you are a South African whenYou produce a R100 note instead of your driver’s licence when stopped by a traffic officer
You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement
You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car
You can count the national soccer teams scores with no fingers
To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750
Hijacking cars is a profession
Defecating in a garden can win you R1-million
You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic light
The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car
More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election
People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence, Samsung and Airtime.
“Now now” can mean anything from a minute to a month!
You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction.
Travelling at 120 km/h you’re the slowest vehicle on the highway
You’re genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it.
A bullet train is being introduced but we can’t fix potholes
The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday
You paint your cars registration on the roof
Half your mail is guaranteed to reach its destination
You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital
You dial a toll free number and nobody answers
You have to prove that you don’t need a loan to get one
Prisoners go on strike.
You don’t stop at a red traffic light, in case somebody hijacks your car.
You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once.
Rwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high.
When 2 Afrikaans TV programs are separated by a Xhosa announcement of the following Afrikaans program, and a Pedi ad.
The employees DANCE in front of the building to show how unhappy they are.
The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the program you just finished viewing.
You get cold easily. Anything below 16 degrees Celsius is Arctic weather.
You call a bathing suit a “swimming costume”.
You stop at robots, not traffic lights.
You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you’ve never had any.
You can sing your national anthem in four languages, and you have no idea what it means in any of them.
You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Mandela.
You go to “braais” (barbecues) regularly, where you eat boerewors (long meaty sausage-type thing) and swim, sometimes simultaneously.
You have a gear lock for your car.
You’ve never seen snow in real life.
If you are a South African then you know all these jokes are true...
Comments (23)
My president washed his sins away . . .so don't you dare
Our elections are fair, honest & above board!!!
All the votes are counted.
and recounted,
and recounted again!
Until the ruling party wins...
Respectfully yours! Laz
and elephants no teeth
that the people on the ground, at grassroots level
will support me in the struggle
and I will launch a probe to find out
what has tanspired that has led to these false allegations
being made against us.
They are just jealous I say
Im off to dinner,
and i thought greece is hell and crossed my mind to move there
i loved ur country throu wilsburg smith's books and the stories greek relatives told me since i was a kid. ppl who lived there.
no matter how the bad our countries hurt us , we love them
(Not all of South Africa is like that
)
But like you say, no matter what weaknesses we experience in the administration & governance of our countries , it remains our home
Interesting topic and you said familiar things,and there is no joke in it Good to talk freely like that?
It's a healthy way when someone criticizes his country and not the opposite,because when you do that,means you seek the best for your people,keep fighting all kind of corruptions. Expose them and others will hear you and the officials will get scared when they meet internationally.It's a slow proses but very effective .
I like Rooibos tea and i drink it very often.
Thanks Stony for sharing those points I can see some of them also happened here