Today !!
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
I decided that I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it .
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
I was told that I must stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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And tonight while I'm lying awake in bed I ask myself, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Comments (34)
What you are bored? let play some cards i bet i win
Go easy on the 'Toadstools' After a period you might start thinking you're Batman..
Salute
I will take that as a compliment..
Bored and tired yes.. Enjoy your evening.
Seems all the rain is coming from Cape Town.. Cold n wet here tonight.
I was checking the Weather it seems wet right up until the weekend.Keep warm..
bring out the
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Hope you doing the same
Cofy:
Would be better if you were closer.
Lets keep that singular, 'man'opause sounds right to me
sorry man , typo , i meant men on pause menonpause
maybe u prefer the irish way:Man o'Pause ???
I tell her, you have to look after your teeths daily
She : I do, everyday I go and watch them at the mirror if they did not fell out yet.
Today on the way home from the school she : Oh my God...I got a sun attack today, I feel so low...
I say : there were no sun today
She:...ok I got clouds attack
:) :)
Your daughter is very clever and very cute Lilly!
Stony, sweet dreams!