A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "State-of-the-art watch? What is so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," Bond explains. "So what's it telling you now?" says the woman. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," Bond replies. The woman giggles and says, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
Well the hour is upon us.
No matter what they said about me, Now matter how they blogged about us being Mediocre or mundane I raise my hat to all the Bloggers who Walked these halls before my profile was born.
In my time I have come to Know Heroes Like Houston with his Music Blogs. for this I offer
For the People who have held on so tight to the Blogs they loved and can not loose I say
But after my Toast, I must bid farewell to the past and Good morn to the future.
To all the blogs to come I welcome you. I wash in your Knowlage and praise your words. All hail the birth of the Global Concusness.
To all who want to Blog I sing this song
Sing with me and post your words to aqueous ! the waves of hate will pass buy soon enough
What's the most crazy piece of news you never thought you would here in your life time ?
From micro Tech to Cyborg limbs and beyond whats your favourite
aspect of this Century.
I have to say this guy is one of my heros
PS they forgot Item 34(a) Shit your Pants
I do not envy the battle ahead of You. It will be hard but worth it if you see it trough. As an ex smoker myself with many lost battles before Winning the war, I will in the hope of helping someone give some Advice that helped me Win.
1. Firstly Money, this is the last trick I used and I believe the one that psychologically swung the odds in my favour.
Every day put your cigarette money in a pile where you can see it all the time along with a Picture of something you wish to buy but cant afford. Every time you want a Cigarette look at it and think how smoking is getting in the way of achieving your goal.
2. Secondly Tell people around You, You are quitting and if You get argumentative to walk away or Ignore you.
Avoid Jealous Smokers. these will try to sabotage your attempts who remind you .
(people who blow smoke in your face and laugh. Or the ones who try to remind you how nice their smokes are.) Entertaining these people will doom you to failure.
3. The Physical addiction of doing something with your hands is an important Game maker, I did the whole Kojak thing. loaded up my pockets with Lollipops. When The sweet was gone I kept the stick in my mouth as a Placebo this helps pass the time between feeling the need for a smoke.
MANY PEOPLE I KNOW SWEAR BY THE ALLEN CARR BOOK
and remember
To answer an age old question that has been asked by the wisest of men. I think with our skills and intelligence combined along with the technology of the inter-web we can answer one of the most argued issues of our time. "who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee"
Yes "The Dude will Abide"
Do you have a Memorable Quote from a movie that you like to Strive toward. Have a White Russian and Share your Ounce of Hollywood Wisdom with us.
Yesterday I wrote a blog.
Some considered it provocative, Some considered it a Joke, and others Considered it to be simply what it was, a blog.
Because of these mixed Views I was rather disappointed in it.
As It was not perceived as I had Intended.
Reading back over it now I can indeed see That perhaps it was
a bit arrogant of me to think I had the right to ask people to stop
Bickering because It offended me. These are after all other peoples Feelings and emotions. Not just words in a blog. For this I apologize If Offence was taken.
But on a positive note there were two comments that Struck my mind, and that inspired today's blog.
Imagine a hot sunny day, the sun radiates hard on your shoulders, as you walk in a deep green field.
A short distance away you can see a small line of trees offering shelter from the raging heat.
You approach with the clear goal of cooling of in the shade. But as you get closer you see something amazing. Just behind the trees is a small wooden fence surrounding a White field of snow,
protected and encircled by trees.
Captivated by such a strange site you become mesmerized and find yourself sitting on the fence.
Clear as Crystal you see in your minds eye a vision.
Like a blank Page Surreally Framed by a summer parcel of land. You realise You have entered Someone else's concept of the day.
As you sit on the fence cooling yourself. You begin to see others looking at the Clear blanket of snow,
Its many crystals reflecting the sun, only now just light with no heat.
What will you do now. Be the first to leave a foot print across the Field, Make snowmen. Throw snow balls at other onlookers.
The choice is yours Have fun.
Ladies compliment someone you have recently had a run in with.
No Satire or sarcasm of any sort Please
I dont know how Familiar you people are with the story of Lobo the Wolf,
and his apparent role in the formation of Yellowstone National Park Sanctuary. It was one of my Favourite story's as a kid.
It formed for me the notion that We as humans have somehow removed ourselves Partly from the guiding hand of nature to become Trespassers on this planet neglecting our role as guardians of it.
Anyhow enough of my ramblings
Another Wolf has meet the same fate as Lobo
Anyone else getting the new look YouTube.
Personally I think it's Stupid, why change the look when everyone was happy with it.
Oi YouTube
"don't fix what's not broke"
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