Hmmm! Hmmm! Hmmm! Mr. Svengoolie what's wrong...Hmmm! Hmmm! Hmmm! Please, Mr. Svengoolie tell me, I'm scared to death
Ok my friend...This room is full of empty people
what?
Yesterday I went to see the movie "Prisoners"; birdie num-num warned me not to go, I told birdie num-num, hey it just another police story...you'll be scary my friend, said birdie num-num.People, this is not a Halloween movie, but for god-sake I jumped from my chair 3 times...birdie num-num, was right.
From now on, no more police story movies for me
Last evening watching the news this congress-man (R) picked up on a female park ranger because she wans't allowing anyone to go through this national monument in D.C. This congress man said to to her, "you should be ashamed", she answered, no, "no sir, I'm not ashamed". And the beauty of this story? This pig politician is in favor of the shutdown, he was only playing politics in front of the TV cameras. Mr. Republican Congress-man, I'm going to speak in your language; Oink-Oink-Oink.
P.S. If I mispelled Hipocrites, my apology to the readers.
I'm really mad, birdie num-num; who put my birdie num-num in that dirty nasty dancer, bom-bom...
I have a clue, But I'm into those to pay their due
You left me with no other choice, now time to make some noise
birdie num-num birdie num-num; tweety-tweety; there she is, a naked, sweet nun.
Yes people there's a new Fuhrer in town...who's this new Fuhrer?
You are right! His name, John Boehner...mein fuhrer, mein fuhrer
"Arbeit Macht Frei". This is for the NSA, I know their watching over me.
Yesterday I had the chance to talked to one of those piggies
working in D.C...Mr. Piggy, I have a question, are you going
to shutdown tomorrow at midnite? Oink, oink, how come Mr. Pyggy? oink, oink, isn't that a drastic measure? oink, oink, I don't agreed with your comment, Mr. Piggy, but tell me, Mr. Piggy, who is to blame for all this mess in Washington?...Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink...Meeeeeeeeeeeeee?
American armed forces instead of getting their pay check the will recieve, I owe you note from the federal government. But not only the military federal employees, retired federal employees, like me, also veterans benefits will be affected.
Am I mad? NO! I know that we have elections to vote for this candidate or another one. So, let's them be, cause at the end, I'll be drinking, sweet honey-bee.
Yesterday I took a walk on the beach, I leashed my little golden pingo with me. Pingo, is my golden fish pet. People you should seen it, happy as a penguin, swimming and playing like crazy wit the waves. Suddenly, the unthinkable, pingo got loose from the leash, I went loco, mucho loco when pingo was all by itself on the rough waters. I ran to my left, and to my right, screaming for help. Finally, a life guard showed up, and rescued my little pingo. I asked her, is my pingo alright? No, she said, did little pingo drown? She replied, no idiot, golden fish belong to fresh water, not salty water, salt killed your little pingo, idiot...noooooooooooooo; don't tell me that I need another pingo to leash.
Once upon a time, and then another time, when I couldn't stand no more time, like the time that made me wasted my other time.
I said to myself, what the fook is going on here, when I looked at my wrist watch, and the time wasn't there
But wait, there he is, there he comes; one and only, Mr. Svengoolie, the time eater. Hello my friends, here I am, Mr. Svengoolie, ready to eat your time and culieeeeeeee.
ho-ho
hi-hi
ha-ha
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