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MY Birthday Is Coming

Now I know what I want for my birthday present
a 1911, 9mm pistol. Who will be the first one
to send me such a great gift.gift
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Por favore...Doctora!

Doctora, Doctora, por favore, ill mio little toy, not working, por favore, help me, io quiero my little toy to work again please tell me what can I do. Piccolo, cornutto, now you got what you deserved.hole reindeer
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Eagle's Spirit

I took my eyes off my face, and I gave my eyes to the eagle's
spirit. And the eagle took my eyes to the valley; I saw the
valley, and the valley was beautiful.
My eyes didn't want to com back, and I didn't want my eyes back
into my face.
I don't want to wake-up.sleep
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I don't get it

What to do when someone says, I don't trust you. But then, you look back to see what went wrong, and you found nothing but good times with that person. Trust is very important amongst humans beings. And when that person says I don't trust you, then something got wrong somewhere, but where?confused
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Oh One More Thing...Sir!

One more thing, sir...oh one more thing sir...one more thing sir
oh one more thing sir.detective who am I now?pointing
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HELP! HILFE! AYUDA!

I don't know what to do, I tried to covered it, to dried it, even to wipe it out, but nothing work, so what can a man do when he has "el culo cagao'".grin wow jaw drop
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Team USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA...but, where's my world cup?crying crying
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Metamorphosis

Is almost incredible what mother nature can create in such a short period of time. I have a friend, and she has a daughter.
I moved out from the city we both were living, not together thou.
4 months later I went to visit her, what a surprise, her daughter is taller, and physically does not look like a young girl anymore, instead a young woman.Mother Nature, seed of God.
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Join Billionati Society

Call +/-33333222, my acc#123456789. Please send all the money you can, is for my cause, and my cause is not yours. Only US currency, and no scammers allowed.grin teddybear
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Just Like Starting Over

Ok, so then, let's make love, not war...who wants to be the first
lady to start with...I'm hot and h*rny...let's do it now, here, nothing to lose nothing to gain.cheers
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Macondo's Philosophy

According with Macondo;

We are insane if we just sit down on our porch
waiting for our funeral to pass byblues

We are insane if we don't listen to the mad gypsy manuh oh

We are insane if we just keep making copper soldiersgingerbread

We are insane if we isolate ourselves for 100 yearssmoking

We are insane if twin siblings keeps f*cking around with
their grandma and trying to figure it out which is whichbuddies

BTW: Read the book "100 years of solitude"
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A Horse Called Man

This is the story of a friend of minehandshake he cries at night to let me know that is all fine, so it is my crimehelp he's a horse called man but, he doesn't understandconfused I want you to know, says he, if I were a horse, have you ever see me racing and sweating like a fool man?grin no, you haven'tuh oh uh oh still, I've been told, and I've been called, from England to Siam, yes I am, a horse called man.christmas happy
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