The day he was born, a stormy storm, hit them bad; so bad,da-da, Senorita Nurse, fed-him, popcorn all day-long. What a day in San Juan Bay; wind blew, carrying boats and crew, over sugar-cane fields, and tree-bamboo; all crying, boo-hoo!
Senorita Nurse, Senorita Nurse, diabolical cursed, this storm.
Got us all, over-board; what did I do wrong? Senorita Nurse.
More popcorn, boo-hoo, da-da; I'm just a baby, Senorita lady, goo-goo, da-da. Stormy storm, leave us alone, popcorn, please, more popcorn; Senorita, my lungs are torn and worn.
No mas, no mas; baby shitty, we ran out of popcorn. Baby, stop bitching about it, and let me drink my rum, there's no sun.
Baby, your mother is a 'puta'; your father 'maricon'. Baby, drink your frog-milk; baby 'sangron'.