My girl decided to packed her stuff
In such a rush she was,
Oh, I loved her so much
Darling, everything that's mine
Including the red wine
I put them,
In my luggage, ice green cabbage
Lip-stick, and make-up
Shoes, and everything that
Suit me-up
Dear mine,
You left, packed and run like
Common theft,
But, lookey here, my dear
You forgot your
Pantries, candies, and those
Colorful, fancy panties.
When Hitler and Stalin concluded their infamous nonaggression pact, on August 23, 1939, they both knew this was the signal for WW2 to begin. The world wasn't good enough for two such monsters.
Just how alike they were?
Valeria Prokhorova, a muscovite who was a student during the uneasy Nazi-Soviet alliance and then witnessed the battle for Moscow, calls Hitler and Stalin "spiritual brothers". Like many of her generation, she has plenty of reasons to feel that way: The memory of family members and friends who perished in Stalin's succesive waves of terror in the 1930's and, after the war, her arrest on trumped-up charges that led to 6 years in the hell of the Gulag.
The main difference between the two men, she maintains, was of style. "Stalin reminds me of a murderer who comes with flowers and candy, while Hitler stands there with a knife and a pistol".
Text taken from the book: The Greatest Battle.
Copyright (c) 2007...By: Andrew Nagorski
Now those Stalinist lovers knows who their Russian hero
really was.
November 1939, Stalin decided to take over Finland, so he sent 500k soldiers for this ivasion...what a mistake, the Finnish soldier proved to be better prepared and better warriors.
The Russians tactics, sending those poor men to their inminent death...the Finnish machie gunners, killed or wounded so many Russians soldier, the Finnish started to feel the emotional burden, beacuse was so easy for them to dispatched the invaders.
And the brutal communist commisars kept sending these men to be killed by braves and ferocious Finnish warriors.
Damn you Stalin.
There are so many Russians, and our country so small, "Where will we find room to bury them all?"...Said an anonymous Finnish soldier, after the Soviet Union invade its tiny neighbor Finland in November 1939.
Extra! Extra! Read all about it, at last after so many
years; were found in Iraq. A solo UN inspector did it.
He found in Baghda, the elusive Weapons of Mass-Turbation.
And who found them; the one and only, Mr. Svengoolie.
Yes, I was forced to contract my own body guards.
They are 4 Germans guy...Hanz, Franz, Gunther, and
Herr Helmut...Herr Helmut is the bigger one...but don't
mess with the other 3...not as bigger as Herr Helmut...but
sure ready to put-up a savage fight to guard me.
We don't like to with some punks fight.
Why? Ok, I tell you all now. When I was 7, the girl next house, she was 10, had this habit of smelling her butt. She used her hands to do that. One day, she cornered me, she pushed me against a wooden wall; smell this,she said. She put one of her hand on my nose, quickly, I recognized that smell. She asked me, do you like it? I didn't know what to say, I was just 7, and scared as hell...A short cut here; from that day, she did the same thing to me every day, and I started to love it and getting sexually excited...Now you have it.
Last year, airlines companies charged, 27 billion dollars
in fees alone...27 billion dollars in fees...Ay Caramba!
happy, don't expect me to visit you...so I won't be sniffing
your Indonesian butt...blame it on the fees.
You see, when I was a kid, I didn't do good at school. But, then my old man decided to become a taxi driver. And mother, well she really liked to cook, and a good cooker, she was. I don't know how my older brother fooled the draft, avoiding to be send to Vietnam. Anyway, I learned to swim and to ride a bicycle when I was little. Oh, by the way, my hair was long down to my shoulders.
Yes; I'm better off without a wife.
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