Two soldiers that just escape were crawling around the
perimeter fence, shhh! said one of the soldier we can
make it if we keep quiet, ok?...ok, said the second
soldier...Then, the first soldier hit a dry branch making
some noise...Halt! Who goes there? Asked one of the guard
The first soldier said, meow! Oh! a cat, said the guard. The
second soldier following close hit the same branch, making
noise...Halt! Who goes there? The other kitten...FIRE!
Help!
America will be sequester tomorrow by our own President
and our own Congress...S O S to all the super heroes
out there...where the hell are you guys when we need you
the most...Shit!
If I say the end of the world is coming
call your cell phone provider
and check your roaming
If I say the sky is falling down,
Please, don't go buying an unbrella
you'll waste your money, Earth is up-side down
If I say do not read this blog
too late cause I'm already writing
my next and new inside trick-job.
And when the night falls, I can hear nocturnal
creatures calling out my name...#%&**@#$%^(*&^%
I wear my sun glasses
at night, just in case.
China government still launching cyber attacks to
America. They've been testing our system and capabilities
This is the beginning, China expanding and planning
The irony of this is, that the ones doing all this hacking
and troubling our system are former chinese students that
came to America for a better education...Yeah right!
Spies! Spies! Spies!
Yes I saw this lady sitting all by herself in a little club
well is my time to introduce my English charm to this lady.
So I said, hola mujer como estas, yo estoy volando, volando,
si quieres volar, come witm me.
Hey people someone launched a rocket over Russia
Now who did it
Yeah you got it, NKorea and China.
Asteroid?...My arse3!
WW3 is coming
Nostradamus
I woke up this morning, valentines day
I said, well what should I give to my valentine
this morning
I got it, so I smell my woman butt...oooo...lala
ooooo...lalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Damn! smell so good.
I was your experiment, my experiment? what do you mean, you're
creating a scene...I mean, you're rich and you were experimenting
on me...to find out how does it feel to be with a poor man...
but I'm not rich, yes you are, and so is your family, very rich...and right now I'm so hot, heading to the beach to cool off...Good-bye, Adios, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu...this song to you...from my blue bayou.
Ask no questions...have no answers!
Where were you when I needed you most
Counting your teeth-loss?
Damn! Such a cost
Do not ask me for your
Valentine present
I won't send it
Cause, you didn't earn it.
And the mad man said
A cloud in my head I have no doubt
put me to sleep, I peed, to me,
a laughing matter
cause I got you into penetrate, Me!
I would break torn to bits and pieces all rules
all lies created by the ones braking their own
rules and law they imposed on us. They make us
seen as criminals and sinners, wheelers and
spinners. If I had a hammer...I would knock on...
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