O.k. ladies....spring is here, so soon you will be showing off those pretty feet of yours in a variety of sexy shoes. A few rules to follow in case you don't know them already.
Pedicures should be done once a month
Make sure the shoes fit properly. Your toes should not go over the end and touch the ground.
Nail polish should be on every toe...not just the big toe.
Only 1 ankle bracelet should be worn. And it should be worn on the right ankle.
Only 1 toe ring should be worn, and it should be on the second toe of the left foot.
Any more than 1 toe ring or ankle bracelet looks tacky.
Practice your shoe dangling. After all, it is an art if done well.
Nylons are a plus any time......but very rarely seen.
Get rid of the flip flops.....they make you look cheap.
And if any of you STILL insist on wearing runners and sweat socks over the summer. Here is one guy that won't be looking your way.
How come I can't light up a cigarette in public, without having someone come up to me and say "got an extra smoke?" Do people buy their own cigarettes any more? It's pretty easy to do, you know. Just go into any convenience store, and ask for your brand, and give them money. That way you'll be showing responsibility for yourself, and you won't need to bother me any more.
Single guys out there? What happens when a pretty woman comes up to you and asks you for a smoke and bats her eyes at you? You lose all control of yourself, and dig into your packs to give her anything she wants. And when she gets your cigarette, she walks away with her boyfriend leaving you alone, and with 1 less cigarette in your pack, and you wonder what just happened to you. Want to have a good laugh? The next time a pretty lady asks you for a smoke, show some backbone, and say NO. It's well worth it to see her reaction.
Couldn't believe what I saw on the drive home yesterday. As I stopped to pick up some groceries, I got out of my car, and lo and behold there stood a woman actually dressed like a woman should be dressed.....long hair, skirt, nylons, and pumps. So that kind of woman does exist. What a shock to the system.
I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank all you ladies for ignoring my personals ad. Because of this, I was able to spend another weekend by myself, and save even MORE money.
When you are on an elevator, and another person gets on, why do they feel they have to say hello to you? Now if they say hello when they get on the elevator, you know they're gonna say goodbye when they get off at their floor. So you have to respond to them once again. That's 2 words you've wasted on someone who you're never going to see again in your life. So do me a favour. If you get on an elevator, and you see me standing there, just be quiet, and let me enjoy the ride.
Have any of you ever got those flyers in your mailbox saying they can find your perfect match, just fill out this form, and you will be contacted? Well, I did once, so I filled out the form, then got a call, and they told me how their dating service worked, and that it would only cost me $200 a month to join. All I had to do was set up an interview with them.
So I started calculating. For women, yes, it would only cost $200 a month. But for men, the figures are quite different. How so? Well, I will tell you.
First we have our monthly cost of $200. Now given the fact that women don't pay for anything on dates, the average date usually costs men about $100. Now say the service lets you meet just 2 women per week. So that's at least $200 a week, which comes to $800 plus your original fee of $200.....which brings you to a grand total of $1000 per month!!!!!! And that's just for a basic date. I would be broke before I got laid.
So I passed on that idea, and am back to the internet.
Been an interesting week......thanks for all the info. I even learned something on these blogs. I learned how to spell etiquete.
Have a good weekend.....be back some time next week.
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