Does anybody buy cigarettes any more?

How come I can't light up a cigarette in public, without having someone come up to me and say "got an extra smoke?" Do people buy their own cigarettes any more? It's pretty easy to do, you know. Just go into any convenience store, and ask for your brand, and give them money. That way you'll be showing responsibility for yourself, and you won't need to bother me any more.
Single guys out there? What happens when a pretty woman comes up to you and asks you for a smoke and bats her eyes at you? You lose all control of yourself, and dig into your packs to give her anything she wants. And when she gets your cigarette, she walks away with her boyfriend leaving you alone, and with 1 less cigarette in your pack, and you wonder what just happened to you. Want to have a good laugh? The next time a pretty lady asks you for a smoke, show some backbone, and say NO. It's well worth it to see her reaction.