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Head to Head race Call...........

A Race caller’s call of a race last night.
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Last night whilst listening to the radio, I heard this race call.
I have repeated it as best as I could remember.

Here we go ppl, another 2 horse head to head race between 2 mighty stallions, one a past champion and the other an up and coming star of tomorrow.
This is the 3rd or 4th time these 2 have gone head to head in a 2 horse race here at Con Les.
At the gates, lights flashing, PA jumps early and opens a lead, MO missed the start and is now about 6 maybe 7 could be 10 behind the old great Pa.
This is a stayers race and not a sprint, thankfully for Mo, Mo seems to making up ground after missing the start badly, he is only 6 behind now, 4 behind, Pa responds , pulling out again, getting to a lead of 8, Ah the OLD fella Pa is showing this new upstart Mo who’s boss.
Mo comes again, he’s now only 6 behind, 4, 2 BANG Mo is pulling away, 2 in front no he’s now 6 maybe 8 or even 10 in front. Listen to the thunderous applause for the victory from the crowd.
As Pa moves back around to the main grandstand area, there is only polite applause.
Mo has gone on to record yet another victory over Pa, Maybe the owners should retire Pa, no one wants to remember a champion like he was as a loser which is all it seems he is nowadays.
Pa has pulled up lame again; this just might be the end for him.
Even Na, Ka and Sa, who r filly’s have beaten him recently, and Sa has not raced at this track before, with Ka making a comeback after a spell during winter.
The younger, quirkier Mo seems to have future star written all over him.
I personally think Mo has still some to learn, but in these head to head 2 horse races that these mighty fine stallions have raced; Mo seems to have come along quite quickly and nicely.
That was the last race for tonight ppl, races will resume later in the week when Ja fresh out of a spell and El return, there’s always Or to come back as well. There is always good value for ur buck when ALL the stars come out to race. Along with Sa, Na and Ka great times look certain.

Remember to GAMBLE responsibly. doh doh
Good Night.

My question is why only a 2 horse race? Surely there r many Horses that could have raced. And why all the horses mentioned only have 2 letters in their name.... confused confused confused confused

Unfortunately, i will not be able to respond to comments until late this evening my time. (it is now morning my time)
All comments welcomed and will be responded to this evening.
wave wave wave cheers cheers

Names and places have been changed to protect the identity of the horses…......
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Its a amazing the response we get to just one word

My last blog all i wanted to say was Ciao.... and i did...
the thoughts some ppl had, some were ecstatic,confused others were so so dunno
so now all i want to say is Tschusswave wave wave and Kumusta wave wave wave

I am trying to learn a new word everyday.....wave wave wave
who knows what word i will learn tomorrow...dunno dunno
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Ciao

wave wave wave wave
Just wanna say Ciao.....
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Weird and Funny NICKNAMES

NICKNAMES
Supposedly a term of endearment. confused

Ever wondered why some ppl r called what the r? confused
Here in Australia, anyone with RED hair r normally called BLUEY, go figure. confused dunno
MY nick name is SIMMO, a shorten form of my surname, nothing funny or interesting in that. doh
I have mates who have the wildest nicknames, Such as Patrick who is called MIDDAY, this is because he is never out of bed before that time. sleep
An Indigenous (Aboriginal) guy I played sport with many, many years ago was called MIDNIGHT (yes I know it was not politically correct), but he answers to that even today, although he has been called DIGITAL(as in type of time) for the last 20 odd years. confused
Then there is this lady I know called Noodles, because it rhythms with one of her friends children’s pet name (Toddles). rolling on the floor laughing
A guy I work with is called BETTY (I assume it maybe because his surname is White) not sure. confused
I can remember a guy called HORSE that used to hang around a few of my mates, when I asked them why they called him HORSE, the answer was simply that’s what the women call him,. They all agreed he had a ……well u know the size of a horses ...... wow rolling on the floor laughing (well hung i guess). rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
So who here is brave enough to let us all in on how u got your nickname, and what is it and why r u called that. dunno
I know that there r the dull nicknames like Jim for James, Bob for Robert Shaz for Sharron and Liz for Elizabeth, But how about some of the more spicy ones. comfort
Maybe u know of some weird and funny nicknames of friends. Share them and let’s have a laugh. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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World Wide Web............

The www.
Otherwise known as WORLD WIDE WEB
Just like a spider’s web only stronger,
As the innocent (and yes we were all innocent b4 the www arrived) land in this web the more innocence we lose.
There r countless ppl being caught up in this huge web, a strong web made from the strongest known commodity known to mankind, (our curiosity), a web that encompasses the world, from
New Zealand to Indonesia, to Sth Africa to the Americas on to the UK over to Greenland, Norway, and Russia moving to France to Greece to China onwards to Australia and everywhere in between.
We r like flies that get stuck in a spiders web, cause that’s exactly what this is, A spiders web.
No matter how hard we wriggle and squirm, not matter how hard we try to undo ourselves, we end up getting stuck more. Now all we can do is to wait for the spider to appear and devour us.
Some spiders wait, luring us into the thought that they will not come, others may have just eaten their last captive, while some hurry from their hiding place and quickly and mercifully poison us then devour our remains.
Some of the innocent have be able to make a pack with the devil whilst waiting for the spider to come, so they can break free, but they become the faceless and nameless ones who help the spider lure us further into the web.
Others just can’t seem to move, frozen like a zombie, staring blankly at the screen that has attracted them to the web, Afraid to move, holding their breath. Waiting and waiting for something to happen.
Even the most intelligent of us r caught here in this web of deceit, how could we be stuck here we wonder? Questioning the reality of it all, is it a dream/nightmare surely this cannot be real? But alas, we cannot free ourselves. Stuck, no way of leaving, left to ponder our lives, r we really left here to ponder what might have been?
But rejoice I have found a way out, a way to beat the spider and those faceless and nameless ppl who lure us here, I offer u all salvation, I have seen the escape route, for those that wish to follow.
Pls look at the top left cnr of your keyboard,there u will see a button marked esc…….I have worked out that this means ESCAPE…… and that’s what I am going to do, escape from the web. I ask u all to follow me, not to the Promised Land, but to escape this monstrosity called the WORLD WIDE WEB.

I know that a lot of u will make excuses to stay, excuses like, I need it for my children’s homework (heard of a library)? Others will say I need for my work, (Have we not got books)? my emails some will scream, what? (r there r no pens or paper left on earth)? Facebook, Twitter even CS, (surely there r places to meet and socialize away from here)? Music and movies and porn, (yes there r even shops for all of that), what about the games I hear, (well go outside and play games from sun up till sun down).
I urge u all to hit the escape key and be rescued from this evil web. For if u don’t, then life as u knew it will surely be devoured by the hungry spider.
My bet is none of u/us will.
esc esc esc esc esc
Damn key is stuck...AAAARRRGGGHHHHH
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Do We Really Want PROGRESS??????????

We have taller buildings, but shorter tempers;
wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.
We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less.
We have bigger houses and smaller families;
more conveniences, but less time.
We have more degrees but less sense;
more knowledge, but less judgement;
more experts, yet more problems;
more medicine, but less wellness.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
We talk too much, love too seldom and hate too often.
We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life, not life to years.
We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion;
big men, and small character;
steep profits, and shallow relationships.
These are days of two incomes, but more divorce;
fancier houses, but broken homes.
These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers,
throwaway morality, one night stands,
overweight bodies,
and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill
Were cleaning up the air, but polluting our soul.
We've split the atom, but not our prejudice.
We write more, but learn less.
We plan more, but accomplish less.
We've learned to rush, but not to wait.
We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever,
but we communicate less and less.
ALL IN THE NAME OF PROGRESS confused confused confused confused

Author Dr. Bob Moorhead....and just a little added by me. with apologies to the good Dr. Bob
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An Open Letter to the Mods

wave wave wave wave wave wave wave wave wave wave

On behalf of all the singles and not so singles and the false id's and of course all the bloggers here on CS, i would just like to say ........




HI to u the MODS of CS.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave wave wave wave wave wave wave wave wave wave
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OWNERS OF CS TO MEET TO DISCUSS CHARGING FOR BLOGS

I can not nor will i name my source, BUT, the owners of CS have scheduled a meeting in Northern Bangladesh to discuss the blogs. After receiving many, many complaints,
They r most unhappy with the content for it is not being used the way it was intended.
Blogs about Them Vs Us (Men Vs Women)
He wronged me
She screwed me over
Religion Vs Creation
Whores
Men in General, Women in General
Blogs about nothing
Blogs being used to chat among each other
Too Many Pics on Blogs
Too many Videos on Blogs
The list is endless.
To counteract all this, i am lead to believe that the Owners r looking at Charging for each blog.
CS will remain a free site, but credits must be purchased thru Western Union to write a blog.
1 credit = $1.00 (Rupee)
this is to ensure that only decent blogs will be written in the future.
To enter the blog section will in future cost 2 credits, and to write a blog will set u back 3 credits, but u get to add to ur own blog as often as u wish,
If u wish to post on a blog it will cost 1 credit per 5 posts.
If u look at a blog but not post it will cost 1 credit per 5 views.
If this is successful, the owners will then share the takings with the days best Blog (most commented and viewed blog).

Now i know this will annoy a lot of Bloggers, but i can see the merit in it.
I for 1 am still tossing up whether it is the right way to go.










Disclaimer...I know its not April fools day, but thought the place could do with some livening up after all the blogs of late.
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Aussie researchers rewrite Big Bang theory

Melbourne researchers believe they may be on the brink of rewriting the history of the universe.

A paper being published in a US physics journal suggests it may be possible to view "cracks" in the universe that would support the theory of Quantum Graphity - considered to be the holy grail of physics.

The team of researchers from the University of Melbourne and RMIT say instead of thinking of the start of the universe as being a big bang, we should imagine it as a cooling of water into ice.

"Think of the early universe as being like a liquid," Melbourne University theoretical physics researcher James Quach said.

"Then as the universe cools, it 'crystallises'.

"The reason we use the water analogy is water is without form.

"In the beginning there wasn't even space, space did not exist because there was no form."

Their research rests on a school of thought that has emerged recently to suggest space is made of indivisible building blocks, like atoms, that can be thought of as similar to pixels that make up images on a computer screen.

Mr Quach says the standing model for the origins of the universe, the big bang, needs to be rewritten.

He hopes experimentalists will be able to find evidence to support the theory put forward by the Melbourne team of researchers, that would replace it.

"The biggest problem with the big bang model is the bang itself," Mr Quach says.

"At the bang, physics breaks down.

"The model cannot make any predictions at what occurs at the big bang. You can't use any of the mathematics (or) any of the theories."

Mr Quach and his fellow researchers theorise that if Quantum Graphity "cracks" do exist, they will bend or reflect light, which, if observed through a telescope would support their predictions.

"If they prove my predictions that's really good evidence for the condensed matter model of quantum graphity in which case you can throw out all the other attempts."
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MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

A while back i wrote a blog about how we men should describe our women folk.
well after much research, i have found more POLITICAL correct ways to describe the lovely women in our lives.
Be sure to use these words wisely and often.
More of How to be politically correct with women

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She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

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DRINKS ON ME ALL ROUND......

just arrived in my private e-mail.....

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Dear Beneficiary,

This is to bring to your notice that because of the impossibility of your fund transfer through the western union network, we have credited your total sum of $2.5millon valid fund into an ATM MASTER CARD and I have paid the re-activation fee and the delivery of the ATM Card To you, I paid it because the ATM Card worth of $2,500,000.00 which I have registered for delivery yesterday has less than 12 days to expire in the custody of the FedEx Company and when it expires, the money will go into Federal Government treasury account.

With that we decided to help you pay off the money so that the ATM Card will not expire, because I trust that when you receive your ATM Card definitely you must pay me back my money and even compensate me for helping you.

I was calling the telephone number you provided then, but unavailable to confirm if you still living in your formal address in for the registration of the ATM Card.

Now I want you to contact FedEx Express Delivery with your physical address you desire the delivery to be made so that they can deliver your ATM Card to your designated address without any delay..

Like I stated earlier, the crediting re-activation, delivery and the company registration charges has been paid by me, but I did not pay their official keeping fees since they refused, they refused and the reason is that they do not know when you are going to contact them and the demurrage might have increased by then, They told me that their keeping fees is $25 perday only, and I deposited it yesterday being 20th August 2012:

Below is the Contact Information of the FedEx, Express Customer Service Director Mr.James Martins Park, Email Address online:
(fedex_c_service@w.cn)Tel: +229 98425508 Contact them today and also send them the security official keeping charge to avoid increase of their fees and let me know once you receive your ATM card,

Important Notice: Your ATM CARD package is rapped with pin code paper together with the instructions from the issuing bank on how you will be using the card to withdraw your fund daily and I registered it as gift so that the diplomatic Agent will not know the content of your package okay.

Best Regards
Mrs.Jennifer Brown

WHAT U MEAN IT ISN'T REAL confused confused confused moping moping spam spam crying crying crying blues blues sir bobby sir bobby
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A BLOG AND ITS CONCLUSION

Should a blog have a conclusion or is it not possible to draw conclusions from a blog. confused
Where to start, at the beginning i guess, (although the word conclusion musters up the image of and ending).

Some OP's blog asking for opinions and advice, or simply asking a question, Many comments r then forth coming, but does the OP of that blog reach a conclusion after taking stock of all comments. confused If the OP does, then why doesnt they give the conclusion to the many bloggers that participated in helping them reach this conclusion.dunno
Of course their r blogs that simply state an opinion, and comments fly back and forth trying to sway the OP's original opinion,doh
But we never know, cause the Op never publishes their conclusion.frustrated
Then there r blogs that may be about nothing and bloggers take this opportunity to then turn the blog into a chat room environment,conversing conversing conversing between each other, of course the occasional blog hijack appears as well, (EAT MORE CORN, & of late EAT MORE BROCCOLI) (yes guilty as charged bloggers, i hang my head in shame). moping
Can a conclusion be reached when this happens to a blog? confused
Then there is a blogger that often writes a satirical blog giving his thoughts on certain bloggers. Sometimes witty, sometimes overstepping the boundaries, but always garnishing many many comments, Does he/she then reach a further conclusion confused who knows, for that blog is gone from view for ever before a conclusion is reached.

Their r serial comment givers (again guilty ur honor) but also the party man, the Greek god, of course the ladies r always on the look out for their lady friends to say hi to, and our dear friend from Norway who appears to be always right, not sure how he manages this but he does, and the space man who speaks with a dialect few if any understand, My friend in space this is for u alone (We are here for a reason . . . but how do we get to the point where we can see and understand that reason (NOT JUST BE TOLD)? There is a timeless possibility that the conquest of our thoughts, the silencing of the mind, leads to this realization. Not to forget the valuable thought process. They seem to be linked; an immersion in silence has a fantastic effect on thought. Is understanding built-in? A wisdom from deep inside, covered by layers of mind?) confused
Ok off the blog topic there SORRY. doh doh
So should the OP publish his conclusion or not? dunno
Which leads to when does a blog reach its conclusiondunno
Is it after no comments have been made for 2 hours maybe, then the conclusion written?dunno
Or should it be after it is banished to page 2 of the blogs, dunno surely if it written then, no will bother to check for the conclusionconfused
All comments r welcomed and eagerly sought. Pls do not be afraid to put ur 2 bobs worth in. Especially u peeping toms snowed in who look and read blogs but do not comment.doh
I assure u that i will write a conclusion on this blog after i have taken note of all comments and have time to digest them.
So pls CONCLUDE, chit chat hi jack and comment all u wish.

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