World Wide Web............
The www.Otherwise known as WORLD WIDE WEB
Just like a spider’s web only stronger,
As the innocent (and yes we were all innocent b4 the www arrived) land in this web the more innocence we lose.
There r countless ppl being caught up in this huge web, a strong web made from the strongest known commodity known to mankind, (our curiosity), a web that encompasses the world, from
New Zealand to Indonesia, to Sth Africa to the Americas on to the UK over to Greenland, Norway, and Russia moving to France to Greece to China onwards to Australia and everywhere in between.
We r like flies that get stuck in a spiders web, cause that’s exactly what this is, A spiders web.
No matter how hard we wriggle and squirm, not matter how hard we try to undo ourselves, we end up getting stuck more. Now all we can do is to wait for the spider to appear and devour us.
Some spiders wait, luring us into the thought that they will not come, others may have just eaten their last captive, while some hurry from their hiding place and quickly and mercifully poison us then devour our remains.
Some of the innocent have be able to make a pack with the devil whilst waiting for the spider to come, so they can break free, but they become the faceless and nameless ones who help the spider lure us further into the web.
Others just can’t seem to move, frozen like a zombie, staring blankly at the screen that has attracted them to the web, Afraid to move, holding their breath. Waiting and waiting for something to happen.
Even the most intelligent of us r caught here in this web of deceit, how could we be stuck here we wonder? Questioning the reality of it all, is it a dream/nightmare surely this cannot be real? But alas, we cannot free ourselves. Stuck, no way of leaving, left to ponder our lives, r we really left here to ponder what might have been?
But rejoice I have found a way out, a way to beat the spider and those faceless and nameless ppl who lure us here, I offer u all salvation, I have seen the escape route, for those that wish to follow.
Pls look at the top left cnr of your keyboard,there u will see a button marked esc…….I have worked out that this means ESCAPE…… and that’s what I am going to do, escape from the web. I ask u all to follow me, not to the Promised Land, but to escape this monstrosity called the WORLD WIDE WEB.
I know that a lot of u will make excuses to stay, excuses like, I need it for my children’s homework (heard of a library)? Others will say I need for my work, (Have we not got books)? my emails some will scream, what? (r there r no pens or paper left on earth)? Facebook, Twitter even CS, (surely there r places to meet and socialize away from here)? Music and movies and porn, (yes there r even shops for all of that), what about the games I hear, (well go outside and play games from sun up till sun down).
I urge u all to hit the escape key and be rescued from this evil web. For if u don’t, then life as u knew it will surely be devoured by the hungry spider.
My bet is none of u/us will.
esc esc esc esc esc
Damn key is stuck...AAAARRRGGGHHHHH
Comments (69)
my escape is stuck as well,,,,wweeeeeyyyy;
Some spiders wait, luring us into the thought that they will not come, others may have just eaten their last captive, while some hurry from their hiding place and quickly and mercifully poison us then devour our remains.
just dont let them get yah sir,,,now try to press escape again happy weekend to you
i feel trapped......
best looking Spider i have seen in a while....
is she a HUNTSMAN....or a BLACK WIDOW......
mate be careful, she will devour u in no time....
hit the esc key matey ...quickly......
be careful, spiders can bite quickly.........
be careful where u put ur fingers ok......
u r a brave man indeed,
maybe u would be better off looking for those girl robbers i warned about the other day......
speaking of which, i still havent come across them as yet......
watch out for where Alice may strike at u....
hey simo , why not use your on-screen keyboard like I do ..
theres an onscreen keyboard?
mate i have an old laptop, (5 years old)
so not sure if i do have an onscreen thingie.
plus i am very computer illiterate.
u scared her away....atta boy....
either that or she is playing with Waf....
Hey Presto......
How about that....and it works......
Thanks pal.
my heart goes out for u mate.
I know how much she meant to u......
Still she only wanted ur money.
Hang around and have fun here..
my opinion ..just go with the flow
BTW I have Arachnophobia, I get really crazy when I see a spider,
cannot have rest till I kill him
poor being, but cannot help.
so here have these
there is the wall for ye..
now aren't u just the sweetest guy.....
would u like Waf and i to leave and hit the esc key....
you really knocked me down man, thank you!
read the blog again.......
its a warning against being caught up in this web of deceit.......
These spiders come in all shapes and sizes.....and they appear to be great looking as well.......
get out while u still can......
i think the boys are
bittensmitten.....we should ask them what are the simptoms after the bite
I suppose high blood pressure and sweatting..
i think the blogs may have found a way out of this web....
But then every thing has its own bright side. So what I am gonna do is just stay, try to look for the bright side, and enjoy it.
Like Jason M'raz song "la la la la la la la la life is wonderful..!
beware of the Daddy Long Leg spiders then my dear.....
Enjoy urself.
yes i did and somewhere back there i did thank u.
If not, U r a genius. Thanks.
all the best my friend.....
be careful,
we will await ur safe return to this crazy web......