World Wide Web............

The www.
Otherwise known as WORLD WIDE WEB
Just like a spider’s web only stronger,
As the innocent (and yes we were all innocent b4 the www arrived) land in this web the more innocence we lose.
There r countless ppl being caught up in this huge web, a strong web made from the strongest known commodity known to mankind, (our curiosity), a web that encompasses the world, from
New Zealand to Indonesia, to Sth Africa to the Americas on to the UK over to Greenland, Norway, and Russia moving to France to Greece to China onwards to Australia and everywhere in between.
We r like flies that get stuck in a spiders web, cause that’s exactly what this is, A spiders web.
No matter how hard we wriggle and squirm, not matter how hard we try to undo ourselves, we end up getting stuck more. Now all we can do is to wait for the spider to appear and devour us.
Some spiders wait, luring us into the thought that they will not come, others may have just eaten their last captive, while some hurry from their hiding place and quickly and mercifully poison us then devour our remains.
Some of the innocent have be able to make a pack with the devil whilst waiting for the spider to come, so they can break free, but they become the faceless and nameless ones who help the spider lure us further into the web.
Others just can’t seem to move, frozen like a zombie, staring blankly at the screen that has attracted them to the web, Afraid to move, holding their breath. Waiting and waiting for something to happen.
Even the most intelligent of us r caught here in this web of deceit, how could we be stuck here we wonder? Questioning the reality of it all, is it a dream/nightmare surely this cannot be real? But alas, we cannot free ourselves. Stuck, no way of leaving, left to ponder our lives, r we really left here to ponder what might have been?
But rejoice I have found a way out, a way to beat the spider and those faceless and nameless ppl who lure us here, I offer u all salvation, I have seen the escape route, for those that wish to follow.
Pls look at the top left cnr of your keyboard,there u will see a button marked esc…….I have worked out that this means ESCAPE…… and that’s what I am going to do, escape from the web. I ask u all to follow me, not to the Promised Land, but to escape this monstrosity called the WORLD WIDE WEB.

I know that a lot of u will make excuses to stay, excuses like, I need it for my children’s homework (heard of a library)? Others will say I need for my work, (Have we not got books)? my emails some will scream, what? (r there r no pens or paper left on earth)? Facebook, Twitter even CS, (surely there r places to meet and socialize away from here)? Music and movies and porn, (yes there r even shops for all of that), what about the games I hear, (well go outside and play games from sun up till sun down).
I urge u all to hit the escape key and be rescued from this evil web. For if u don’t, then life as u knew it will surely be devoured by the hungry spider.
My bet is none of u/us will.
esc esc esc esc esc
Damn key is stuck...AAAARRRGGGHHHHH
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so how do you feel now ? banana
laugh laugh ooohhhhlalalallaa simmolaugh laugh thumbs up

my escape is stuck as well,,,,wweeeeeyyyy;laugh


Some spiders wait, luring us into the thought that they will not come, others may have just eaten their last captive, while some hurry from their hiding place and quickly and mercifully poison us then devour our remains.


just dont let them get yah sir,,,now try to press escape againlaugh handshake cheers happy weekend to youcheers cheers teddybear
hate this web sometimes really frustrated frustrated frustrated

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VIRGO
i feel trapped......frustrated frustrated frustrated
Virgo
best looking Spider i have seen in a while....
is she a HUNTSMAN....or a BLACK WIDOW......confused confused confused rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Yes Virgo shes looking at my profile calls herslf Alice at the moment way you go Simmo esc im going to play with Alice.laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wow love grin wave bye now!
its from denver colorado , it wants to know all bout me but fails to read my profile , I will keep you informed wave
WAF
mate be careful, she will devour u in no time....
hit the esc key matey ...quickly......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers cheers
Virgo,
be careful, spiders can bite quickly.........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
be careful where u put ur fingers ok......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
No i must be brave anyway shes looking for real love only problem is she says to 45 i didnt make the cut there.We can get around that in other wayssmitten love wow cool kiss yay yay yay
WAF,
u r a brave man indeed,
maybe u would be better off looking for those girl robbers i warned about the other day......
speaking of which, i still havent come across them as yet......doh doh doh
watch out for where Alice may strike at u....cheers cheers handshake handshake
well I'm over 50 years , so your turn to chat wont be far away , I dont know why , but I feel its Russian ..

hey simo , why not use your on-screen keyboard like I do ..wave
looks like its after email address , its failed to open my last reply and hasn't viewed my profile ...wave
Virgo
theres an onscreen keyboard?confused confused confused confused
mate i have an old laptop, (5 years old)
so not sure if i do have an onscreen thingie.
plus i am very computer illiterate.
Virgo
u scared her away....atta boy....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
either that or she is playing with Waf....
ok , down the bottom left of your screen , all programs , accessories , ease of access ,and there is the on screen keyboard ok banana
Shes gone offline now must have her quota either that or she red the blogs.doh doh thumbs up
Virgo
Hey Presto......

How about that....and it works......
Thanks pal.cheers handshake handshake applause applause
Waf
my heart goes out for u mate.
I know how much she meant to u......laugh laugh
Still she only wanted ur money.
Hang around and have fun here..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
she didn't read my last letter or viewed my profile , she must of found some idiot who will go of site with it ....wave
Thats it im gunna escmoping moping moping frustrated
yeah Simmo..ESC doesn't work
my opinion ..just go with the flow

BTW I have Arachnophobia, I get really crazy when I see a spider,

cannot have rest till I kill him mumbling

poor being, but cannot help.
hi pinky , I tried to send you a rose but you have me blocked

so here have these

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Waf..think doesn't work..laugh

there is the wall for ye..frustrated rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Virgo,
now aren't u just the sweetest guy.....
would u like Waf and i to leave and hit the esc key....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Thats okay Pinky shell come crawling back when she cant get anyone elserolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing grin
Beautiful roses, awww..blushing thank you Virgo.heart beating

you really knocked me down man, thank you!wave
I've got 2 more but I carnt belive the mods havent deleted their profiles ,and they have been here afew days now

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wow , pinky , those shark jaws are huge teddybear
Virgo,& Waf
read the blog again.......
its a warning against being caught up in this web of deceit.......
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These spiders come in all shapes and sizes.....and they appear to be great looking as well.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
get out while u still can......doh doh frustrated frustrated
Virgo I'm happy were just the jaws..laugh
Pinky
i think the boys are bitten smitten.....confused dunno dunno
They enjoy the poison now..those spiders are venomous though.laugh

we should ask them what are the simptoms after the bite dunno

I suppose high blood pressure and sweatting..laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Virgo
i think the blogs may have found a way out of this web....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hey Simmo1, there is no ESCAPE key on my cell phone. Now how am I supposed to rescue myself from this gigantic web? frustrated frustrated
But then every thing has its own bright side. So what I am gonna do is just stay, try to look for the bright side, and enjoy it. grin
Like Jason M'raz song "la la la la la la la la life is wonderful..!
dancing
so did you find on-screen keyboard ? banana
Myfisrt
beware of the Daddy Long Leg spiders then my dear.....laugh laugh laugh
Enjoy urself.
Virgo
yes i did and somewhere back there i did thank u.
If not, U r a genius. Thanks.handshake handshake
well I'm about to go to work on a wet windy night , 15 minutes to go , wish me luck ! banana teddybear
Virgo
all the best my friend.....
be careful,
we will await ur safe return to this crazy web......laugh laugh handshake handshake
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