DRINKS ON ME ALL ROUND......

just arrived in my private e-mail.....

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Dear Beneficiary,

This is to bring to your notice that because of the impossibility of your fund transfer through the western union network, we have credited your total sum of $2.5millon valid fund into an ATM MASTER CARD and I have paid the re-activation fee and the delivery of the ATM Card To you, I paid it because the ATM Card worth of $2,500,000.00 which I have registered for delivery yesterday has less than 12 days to expire in the custody of the FedEx Company and when it expires, the money will go into Federal Government treasury account.

With that we decided to help you pay off the money so that the ATM Card will not expire, because I trust that when you receive your ATM Card definitely you must pay me back my money and even compensate me for helping you.

I was calling the telephone number you provided then, but unavailable to confirm if you still living in your formal address in for the registration of the ATM Card.

Now I want you to contact FedEx Express Delivery with your physical address you desire the delivery to be made so that they can deliver your ATM Card to your designated address without any delay..

Like I stated earlier, the crediting re-activation, delivery and the company registration charges has been paid by me, but I did not pay their official keeping fees since they refused, they refused and the reason is that they do not know when you are going to contact them and the demurrage might have increased by then, They told me that their keeping fees is $25 perday only, and I deposited it yesterday being 20th August 2012:

Below is the Contact Information of the FedEx, Express Customer Service Director Mr.James Martins Park, Email Address online:
(fedex_c_service@w.cn)Tel: +229 98425508 Contact them today and also send them the security official keeping charge to avoid increase of their fees and let me know once you receive your ATM card,

Important Notice: Your ATM CARD package is rapped with pin code paper together with the instructions from the issuing bank on how you will be using the card to withdraw your fund daily and I registered it as gift so that the diplomatic Agent will not know the content of your package okay.

Best Regards
Mrs.Jennifer Brown

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Comments (24)

Oh its real alright for them just send the money youll see the reality of it.rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing doh yay yay yay
WAF
mate what a disappointment, was gunna share with bloggers on here...frustrated frustrated frustrated doh doh
and once you get it, share some with me, will send you bank infor to be transferred through Western Union...laugh laugh laugh
banking confuses me, i got lost in first appearance of the word "ATM" tongue
Us shareholders urge you to send the requested amount just in case after all it might pay offgrin doh yay
June
ATM = Auto Teller Machine = dispenses money....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
normally not enough though...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
WAF,
the "shareholders" can wait until ALL funds have CLEARED into MY account.....confused confused help help help
ps....dont hold ur breath.....i'm not....doh doh
At this point we need a religious fanatic have faith brotherlaugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh wave
am off to bed to daydream about how i could spend that amount of money and have nothing to show for it....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep
stay tuned, i'll let all know when it has arrived safely into my account......Good Night.sleep sleep laugh sigh
muhahaha!! i have tons of them but i still use the passbook. The lady in that machine needs to be given time to socialize, she sounds so ... anti-social. tongue
Send me a case of Aussie's finest rare scotch! That's all I ask! daydream smile please please please
St Elmo
when all is cleared i will send u a crate of down unders best and rarest scotch....i promise.
June,
i think u r right about her social skills, i always say please and thank u, i ask how her day is, and all she can do is look blankly at me as if she were a real machine.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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No to power-tripping ATMs very mad
Jeddah....wave wave
what r u saying....that i am not going to get $2.5 million...
AAARRRGGGHHHH.
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Nice to see u on my blog, long time no see.

U r right, these ppl have no heart and NO BRAINS if they think we will fall for this sort of rubbish....
Lil Sis (june)
that looks just like my ATM......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing only different...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
dr.simmo sirwave wave

just wait for your ATM and see how much will they ask you to pay to go and collect or whatever...they might even send you a receipt that "LOOKS"real,,i should have kept a copy of all the receipts i recieved from some of them to show it here,,but all in the hands of the law i submit itgrin doh yay yay conversing
Jeddah,
U r funny.
And u still call me Dr simmo,
My certificate turned out to be a forgery, i should have know, it came from the same ppl wanting to send me $2.5 Million......confused confused confused
Stay well ok, and dont be a stranger alright.....teddybear
Reading that back did not sound right I did not mean we were stupid for visitng you blogsdoh grin we visit to get a laugh and funblushing rolling on the floor laughing
She is using this site for "advertising" , at least that's the impression I got
Boban, She claims to be in the restaurant/ food service industry . I think that might be streaching the term a bit . . . wow . .rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
So what can I get you on a plate...grin
Boban, Are you telling me that she is " the catch of the day ". . . .rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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