Mascots

Ever wonder how the two parties picked their mascots?
The Republicans......the mighty elephant.
The Democrats......a donkey.

Someone dropped the ball when choosing for the Democrats. A mule, not a particularly handsome animal, often given to remaining seated, refusing to move anywhere, hence the nickname, an a**. Also when prodded to move forward much of what can then be heard is.....the bleatings of an a**.
Generally they are thought to be lazy, very stubborn, unmindful of their purpose and solitary in sex. Nobody likes watching an a** mount a**.

Now as regards the elephant......HUGE.....intelligent beasts they are in that they can be trained, they're social and familial.... for the most part, they're clean being given to showers of their own invention....their trunks. Definitely a symbol of strength....takes alot to push one around or piss one off....slow yet methodical in life, priceless in death....their trunks are worth tons....no pun intended. Yes, they were a part of a three ring circus but ended up losing that job because some liberal thought they were being treated badly. That in itself qualifies as a distinction and a higher rung on the scale of life.

But no one cares about a donkey (a**) do they? And kiss my a** never happens for them because of those prominent lips (Maxine) Alot of times we hear about them fondling an a** (Don Lemon)...no one listening to their a** (Schiff), and more often then not they manage to duplicate themselves....making an a** of themselves (Pelosi).

And lastly. Can you change your a** in midstream like a horse? If so, I think it's time for the demos to chose a new mascot. Not only has this one been beat to death but its showing all the signs of disappearing like one....ie... a hauling a**.