Would you Adam'n'Eve it !

Well heres one for you guys and gals ...Men and women have fought the Battle of the sexes Since time began yes.... Well the story goes... God told Adam not Eve he was free to eat from any tree in the garden, Except the tree of knowledge of Good and Evil...
Eve was Deceived by Satan disguised as a serpent (male or female ? )laugh . and ate the fruit. She then took the fruit to Adam and he ate it KNOWING he was doing the wrong thing. Because they both disobeyed what God had explicitly told them and chose to believe in satan, there you have the first sin and its committed by both man and woman.So go easy on each other devil angel no-one is perfectteddybear
Keep it light folks heart wings
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yes adam ate it with his eyes open ....just as christ took the sin of the world... with his eyes open ...or so i thought..lol

actually there is more to it.... i was with some scholars recently
in mission B C ..and there were some texts being translated and what we found was astounding...

god came to adam and said ... now you have named all the creatures ..i will bring you one final creature ...woman ...she will be so sweet and always loving ....and i just need a leg bone....

after a minute ..adam asked god....what do i get for a rib??


laugh rolling on the floor laughing tongue
ive met alot of snakes trying to feed my apples and i know its wronge but i excepted anyway i think we missed the morel ( and i)thank you for making me think (no scholars were hurt in this thought)
Eve was the apple of his eye. But he kept ribbing her about it. It's clear she was innocent by reason of insanity (who sees talking snakes)?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause And thanks for keeping it light hearted calmheartseeks x
Bible Jokes

Nice and light it is

Q. Did Eve never have a date with Adam?
A. No, it was an apple

Ok now you can groan............ha ha
ha ha date apple cheers
Now when I die, now don't think I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like Old King Tut!!! rolling on the floor laughing

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