TIGHT PANTS

yesterday i bought a new pair of jeans without trying them on before buying them big mistake . i mean talk about irony after dealing with my last tight pants from spain.lol boy did i laugh but i wasn't laughing after i went looking for my receipt to return them i lost it. now im stuck with these incredibly tight pants any suggestions how to wear these jeans i tried stretching them pulling them oh squeezing them sounds like a song your your loving in another your tearing us apart every every day. lol i just want to wear my hot tight pants without rashing up lol or being in agonizing pain lol im at my whits end my last salvage attempt probably will be vaseline do i slather that on the jeans or my legs ? and what a hot mess that would be what's a fella to do well at least my undies are a one piece.