Diesel Fitter

Frik and Koos worked together and both were laid off, so they went to
the unemployment office. When they asked his occupation, Frik said:
PANTY STITCHER, i sew the elastic onto cotton panties.

The clerk looked up PANTY STITCHER. Finding it to be unskilled labour,
she gave him R300 a week unemployment pay. Then Koos was asked his
occupation. 'DIESEL FITTER' he replied. Since diesel fitter was a
SKILLED job, the clerk gave Koos R600 a week unemployment pay.

When Frik found out he was furious. He stormed back to the unemployment
office to find out why his friend and co-worker was
collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained that a 'PANTY STITCHER' was unskilled labour,
whereas a 'DIESEL FITTER' was skilled labour.

'WHAT SKILL??Yelled Frik, i sew the elastic onto the panties and then
Koos puts them over his head and says: 'deeswill fit her!!!!!!