A FEW GOOD SENIOR MOMENTS

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect... Your family must really be pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I'v changed my will three times!".....


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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'




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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?

GLENN: K-R-O-D-I-A-L '

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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