Tips for ladies in year 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b*tch has everythin.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt ... a wedge of lime, and a shot of vodka

4. In need of a support group - disco hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

8. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

9. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

10. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

11. If all else fails remember every sexy, kind, good looking, sweet talkin, single male is someone else's ex boyfnd


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