Critique Me

So, I've been on here for a little while. I have been proactive and send out emails to those I find attractive or funny or whatever makes one send an email. I haven't been just sitting on my butt waiting for some one to find me.

I've see you guys give advice to others, so I figured I'd get some pointers.

I know I am short, fat, and bald, but I didn't think I was that much so that I would not get a single response. Yeah I know my jokes are probably not funny....could that be the deal-breaker? or is my horrendous looks that are killing it for me? Maybe it's my poorly written profile...I don't know, but I am curious to hear your input.


Thanx

PS. I am not mailing out of my league (or what I think is my league) or age range either.