the 1st of may joke
A family is at the table for dinner.The son asks his father.
-Dad, how many kinds of female breasts are there?
The father, surprised, replied:
My son, there are three kinds of breasts by age of woman.
In 20 years, women's breasts are like melons, round and erect.
At 30 and 40, are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions.
-Onions?
Yes, you see and start ... crying!
This infuriated his wife and daughter .
So the daughter says to Mom:
-Mom, how many kinds of men "birds" are there?
The mother, surprised, smiles looking at her daughter and answers:
My daughter there are three types of "birds", depending on the age of man.
In 20 years, the "bird" is like the oak, robust and hard.
At 30 and 40 of, well-like wicker, flexible but reliable.
After 50, is like a Christmas tree.
-As a Christmas tree?
- Yes, dead from the root and the balls are for ... decoration.
Comments (17)
welcome my friend, didnt post on ur blog ,cause no matter what ur excuses r , i still believe U R A LUNATIC,
never really liked christmas trees and now i found out the reason
stop fighting my child , let those nice gentlemen on the white jackets to put on u this nice straitjacket . u look great on that .
so....which kind of men "birds" do you have?
cause i am close to 50 yo
is that an official opinion????
let me check first dear
its ok then,i will start worrying ,if its official
second blog , ur my muse and inspiration, dear
tomorrow its the day of shooting dear. including orange blossoms