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Is It Florida a Paradise?

CS people you won't believe this...yesterday I decided to go
Kayaking in one of the many rivers and lakes we have here
During my first mile on my kayak everything was fine and ralaxing
when suddenly this 6 or 7 feet alligator tried to jumped over
my kayak...I hit this animal with my self defense baton...I hit it on its nose and eyes till damn alligator gave up...so, I said
no more kayaking on rivers I'm going to salty water instead.
So, I did...and what happened?...I had to fight again for my life
This time a 7 feet bull shark turned over my kayak...this time I
was in the water with this monster circling around me...thanks
to another kayaking guy, I won't mention his name...we both put
this shark out of action....who said that Florida is a Paradise?shock very mad
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Jun 22, 2012●9,376 Comments
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Half an Oar later I got into Trouble again !!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Go on tell us???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
handshake dunno cheers laugh
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St_Elmo
St_Elmo●Johannesburg, Gauteng South Africa
Jun 22, 2012●17 Blogs●1,424 Comments
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Pics or we don't believe you! wow laugh comfort
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Jun 22, 2012●9,376 Comments
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Yeah!! Capt Elmo wants Proof!!...Over Proof!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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bungallow55
bungallow55OP●Lakeland, Florida USA
Jun 22, 2012●390 Blogs●2,323 Comments
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Ok people I was boring so, I made up this story
just for the fun. laugh rolling on the floor laughing grin
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2maybe
2maybe●Agder, Aust-Agder Norway
Jun 22, 2012●32 Blogs●272 Comments
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Had a 7 year old kid in a cano up Hillsborough River, and he stretched out for his paddle ore he lost. Before I could say he shouldn't, we rolled around. There were gators around, and with this panic stricken kid in my arms, it was drama enough. Hours later, I grabbed hold of some tree roots, while waiting for some others to catch up with us.
I had not noticed the water moccasin that was less the 2 inches from my fingers. That became some scary long minutes of a careful withdraw. The only good part was the shower and dry clothes after the trip.
True story from Tampa beer
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Lazly
Lazly●Bucharest, Muntenia Romania
Jun 22, 2012●1,645 Comments
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Untill i don't see it with my eyes i can't say if is a paradise, i'll tell you when i get there and meet an aligator. wink wave
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montemonte
montemonte●unknown, New Jersey USA
Jun 22, 2012●10 Blogs●156 Comments
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I lived there for three years and I know all too well that Florida is not the paradise the commercials try to make you believe. No matter where you go, unless it's the freezer, there are roaches. The humidity will kill you. In May there is a certain fly that mates in the air and when the female is impregnated, she kills the male and your car is covered with dead flies. sigh Don't be fooled by the "Come To Paradise" tv commercials.
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Ariel28
Ariel28●SOFIA, Sofia Province Bulgaria
Jun 22, 2012●19 Blogs●1,961 Comments
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Comparing the climate here and there, + the alligators there, I would prefer my paradise laugh
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Richard_D
Richard_D●Buffalo, New York USA
Jun 22, 2012●36 Blogs●476 Comments
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Florida is beautiful! (for a vacation) yay

Bugs, they have plenty... if you're by the water/swamps, you have to wonder whether the creatures in it are going to visit you...

I like the water at Disney World! I don't think you can bring your own kayak to their pools however. blues

I could be persuaded to live there... much of it is very nice. cool
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Ariel28
Ariel28●SOFIA, Sofia Province Bulgaria
Jun 22, 2012●19 Blogs●1,961 Comments
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2maybe doh I start appreciating our climate even more wow wow
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Happygolucky4u
Happygolucky4u●Treasure Coast, Florida USA
Jun 22, 2012●187 Comments
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wow You made up a story about hitting an alligator. I like alligators blues crying crying crying
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