need water !

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bushtea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.

Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of waterinstead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst!"

MORAL OF THE STORY ISNEXT TIME WHEN U VISIT YOUR RICH FRIEND DON'T TALK TO THE MAID
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good story , keep them comming ...laugh teddybear
bring your own water professor

laugh wave hug bouquet
And if you come to my place; I have bore hole water, mineral water, municipal water... I'll just kiss you instead! lips Thirst quenched! laugh rolling on the floor laughing yay peace
ha ha! ..laugh

that happen here too in some restaurants, they are just nice with the custumers. Untill they bring you somehting to drink you will get so nervose where is my dirnking or my lemon juice...laugh rolling on the floor laughing

Have a nice Tuesday Bambi!! hug wave
Its like that here if you go in the Corner store" Milk Please!"...Full Cream,Light,Ultra Light,Cow, Goat or Bull, Hermogenized, Pasteurized ,Pauls, Dairy Farmers,........ doh doh grin
bouquet hug wine wine wine
Hi everybody wave as lachi said .... i will bring my own healty cheap water peace
But! I still gonna kiss you! lips
No getting out of that! comfort hug yay peace
Elmo : and i will move around that u might missed ur kiss rolling on the floor laughing
Even better, don't go to the rich stay with the poorlaugh
So complicated. laugh
Won't happen if you come here, the maid's on holidaylaugh rolling on the floor laughing
el is such a smoocher!doh laugh
LADIES ... DO U NEED FREE KISS ???
Elmo is ready rolling on the floor laughing
bam his always ready lol
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They might have the "menu". LOL

Thanks Bambina! You make my day! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
So, Bambi decides to auction of El? confused help laugh rolling on the floor laughing
nie lekker nie! scold grin yay peace
He,he,he bambina... a good one again.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
nest time when u go the ask for tea a 70 cm leafy tea which is made with afrozakistan cow milk and violet color sugar which is made from cyceraidofrustosaties in Atlantic clay cup .
after listening this she will quietly walk away and never ask you any question again
just try it
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