The other day, Wow!

I had to be taken to the Hospital emergency room where I was almost a goner. That's right, my folks could be wearing black clothing around today. God gave me an ultimatum. Now, to the point.

I was not presentable at all. Not shaven, House clothing, raggedly slippers, awakended on the 5th floor with an beeping IV pole with 4 tubes in my arms. A heart monitor with 5 wires stuck to me. And you know those hospital pajamas allways got your backside exposed. I was opposite of presentable to anyone, especiallly women.

The nurses, techs, and some of the younger doctors. GoodGogammooga. Beautiful women everywhere! Do they make cars with 8 speeds? You know what gear I was in. I made the best of that hygeine kit and went to work. I had praises, jokes, recipes, eye contacts, and every thing the sun didn't shine through the windows. My heart was beating, and many saw my arousel. My glasses was broken on one side. I ain't miss nothing. Even housekeeping girls with shit/blood carts and food tray girls looked good. So many dialects, some I didn't know what the f they were saying. Jeeezzzzz.

That wasn't my primary provider, so I was transfered to my appropriate hospital. I haven't been there in over 3 years, Wow, the women there too. What I'm saying is face to face meeting is still very real. I can say this much shit 10 different ways to 12 different women in the same time that it took me to type this. And I'm not stuck with 2 at best blurry fhotos.

I'll do better getting sick again than using this website or any other. Any other experiences?
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Well Oiled Beef Hooked!!doh .You've Made Me Wanna Get Sick now!!!laugh laugh laugh ..handshake beer
liar did you make that up.laugh rolling on the floor laughing cheers wave
barf for parti
YOur story is rather incomplete...why did u almost die....wat from besides u like the pretty girls????????confused
The stories on here are getting worse all the time.doh
Glatol got to agree with youpeace I think we girls should advertise for better class of clientelgrin peace teddybear
01/04/2013 me again, Had appointment this morning, all good and well. The nurse in surprise, was the younger sister of a fine coworker of three years ago. I plan to keep all my appointments and make more if I can. I'm going to live life and do so very well. The things that a man can ask his doctor,well, He looked at his computer and gave me some super simple advise. There was the hottest tiny pretty asian woman in Lexington Market that made my sandwich, She didn't understand my english to well or, at least to what I was saying to her. Over the food cooking, she smelled sweet too. I kind of wanted to taste her lips. She was wearing red tights with the cutest bubble butt, Hott! I was doing quite well till a Sasquatch came over and wanted to curse over the chicken wings. Just say that I bought $13 of food that I had no intention of spending this morning. Today was great except that I forgot to charge my cell phone last night. You know, picture/number in the phone thing. It kept saying battery low. Besides the 15th, I was told to look for my mail for another appointment. I'm out there.
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