Was it a hipo or a rhino I was swimming with?... O

Was it a hipo or a rhino I was swimming with?... Oh take your pick...lol
I love to have the pool all to myself, sorry I do.
Well here is a lady, the noisiest I have Ever heard, in MY pool!
She is slapping the water and herself, to beat the band.
This goes on for a looooooog time.
Finally there is an end! Hallaluja!
She is getting out of the pool.
I give her 15 minutes to get dressed.
OMG she is in the shower slapping herself some more.
I now am very tempted to help her with the slapping.
Noooo I did not do it, said only that I was tempted!
I am going back in the pool.
She got me a prisoner now.Grrrrrrrrrrr!

Okay lady here I come, no matter what your doing.
She is now standing in front of the mirows as nakid as the day she was born.
Oh well, I take my shower and attempt to get dressed, when I realize I did not bring a towel.
I now walk out of the shower and also in my birthday suit, grab a bunch of paper towels, you sure need a lot of them, and with a straight face start to dry myself.
This lady must be thinking?... Aww do I care? Nah not really.
All this time we have not exchanged one word. lol
NEXT!