Must share this one ;)

So my cousin shared her engagement story with me , which is funny ,cause only woman can get away with capers of such ! She told me, she was doing the full house cleaning in the Apt she shares with her beau, and she was reorganizing the bed (to face another direction ) when she stumbles across a red stiletto , and demands her beau to fest up that he was cheating on her , reacting like any woman should , she said (she started beating the crap out of him) but that he kept saying he never cheated on her etc.. So he leaves for awhile , and my cousin still suspicious looks around for more evidence to prove he cheated . She came across the other In a shoe box with the receipt , then she remembered that couple of years ago , why there money was tight ,she hid the shoes and forgot all about them ! She said (when he propose to her , he will forever prove that he never cheated on her and that he knows nothing about the shoes ) she says , she cant tell him that they were her shoes either ,cause that will be her proving she was in the wrong . I was laughing over the story, cause I don't care how honest the guy was,I know for a fact ,any guy in that situation for a moment was thinking hard (did I have someone else here that I don't remember ) see ladies , you have to accuse and beat your man early in the realationship,if you want to get engaged and have us making it up to you forever ! Dont go around trusting us ! Well have fun cs