LOVE LETTERS , love letters to Daniel !

Last few hours of actual email ( love letters ) I've received from people with different profiles . Quest which ones are real and which ones are fake .

Written from a guy.

Dear Daniel , you are the love expert ( which I am ) ...
Your a piece of sh*+, you better treat her right , and since you have you her number, give her a call you a$$h@**!

Which by the way, if you want me to read your email to me, is a good way to start off the conversation !

My response .... What , and what ,who .... Someone needs a new brand of tampons seriously what ?

Hey Daniel , how do you get females to notice your crazy self, you know who ?

My response , you sure you have the right Daniel ?

Dear Daniel , hey , why do idiots on this sites , such as yourself, have a lot to say , while the intellects individuals , not much, you idiot !

My response, perhaps if you quite talking about scammers, you can think of other things to blog about. Ever eaten steak everyday ? After awhile , you will enjoy ramen noodles ! Your welcome ;)

Hey Daniel , I am talking to my biology major professor , and I would like to ask him something that will stump him, can you think of something ?

My response, sure I can help ! If there is more life in a drop of semen, than in blood, why don't vampires suck di€*

Hey D , I'm a lesbian , but I find my self thinking of you and I .... I will break you

My response , sounds like fun .... What !


Just some wired

Dear Daniel , I am scared , cause Russian might invade and drop bombs near Ukraine, can you come by and protect my town with your self esteem ?

My response, it has been know to do so !