Some Random Saturday Thoughts!

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"


Lord, give me the strength to deal with the people who are going to piss me off today.

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember


They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour
to appreciate them, but a life time to forget them

I sometimes have feelings you don’t understand
That makes me confused and befuddled
So Don’t go to sleep when you turn out the light
Cos sometimes I like to be cuddled