Lyla123
Lyla123
Port Moresby, National Capital, Papua New Guinea
Apr 2015
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Cant take that Chance

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

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namaron
namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA
Apr 14, 2015●1,658 Blogs●20,975 Comments
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Good Joke

Nice New Picture...................detective
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Lyla123OP●Port Moresby, National Capital Papua New Guinea
Apr 14, 2015●28 Blogs●90 Comments
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Hi Nam,

Thanks
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Onlyguyonline today!
Onlyguy●Kelowna, British Columbia Canada
Apr 15, 2015●148 Comments
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Good one, started my day laughing yay
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Lyla123OP●Port Moresby, National Capital Papua New Guinea
Apr 16, 2015●28 Blogs●90 Comments
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Hi Only Guy wave

Its good to hear, it made you laugh, cause it sure did to me too,,

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