"RAMBLIN MAN"..(3)
1)Someone Was Talking to me About An Issue And Asked..."Where Do You Stand?"..And I Replied...("On The Ground..Where Else?")2)This guy Was telling me How To Do Something His Way And he Kept Saying.."They Say"...And i Asked.."Who Ta hell Are These People You Call" They?"
3)Oh..You say You Got "Pulled Over" By A Cop...How Did That Happen?
(Did He Lasso Youre Vehicle?)
4)If The Little Baby With Wings That You call A "Cherub" Actually Shot You In The Heart With An Arrow...You Would Not Find Yourself In Love...(Youd Find Yourself "Dead")
5)You Say "I Love You With All My Heart?"..The True Way To Say It Is....("I Love You With All Of my Brain")
6)Columbus Discovered America??..How Could
He Be Given That Distinction..(When There Were Already People Living Here?)
7)"Ill Find You If I Have To Search The Four Corners Of The Earth"
Well Good Luck With That..(There Are No Corners In A Sphere)
8)If Theres A Big Bug Flying Around In The House..And Your All Trying Kill It..Why Is It You Always Say.."Where Did "He" Go?"
(Arent There Any "She" Bugs?)
9)Where Is it Written That When You Get A Phone Call you have To Say"Hello?"(Cant you say "What Do You Want?" Once In A While?)
10)And Why Do You Call It A "Bonnet"(And We Call It A Hood?)
11)And You call It A "Windscreen"(And We Say..Windshield)
And Lastly
12)What You Call A "Muffin"(We Call A Cookie)
I Wonder What You Call A Muffin?...........And
"What Came First?"
The" Galaxy" Or The "Black Hole?"
Comments (7)
Has he being discharged?
AND didn`t you know Nam, guys are the biggest tormenters that is why we call those pesky bugs `Him`
You have a Great day there Bud,
Hope you are doing good and enjoy a GREAT weekend..
Wishing you all a FABBY bank holiday weekend..
Have a coffee...
Nam all those are good but i still think
GANDHI (NOT RENOWNED FOR ONE LINERS
Had a better one
AN INTERVIEWER ONE TIME ASKED HIM STRAIGHT OUT
WHAT HE THOUGHT OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION ?
"I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA
Came the reply
NICE ONE MAHATMA !
Sean