Please save this kitten

Hi. I'm Fugly. This is my kitten, Snuggly.



I'm flat broke. Busted, I say. I'm not a bad guy, but this kitten is all I have to eat. Seriously. So I'm thinking of eating him.

But he's kinda small... I doubt he'd make for good eatin. Maybe I can sell him into slavery, on the black cat market? I heard they fetch a pretty good price. But that's cat dollars. Hrmm. Man, he's gotta be worth at least a bag of chips...

Anyway, you have the power to spare Snuggly from my supper table. You can pick me up and take me out to dinner. Nuthin' fancy, mind you. A simple T-bone steak and a couple pints of ale will suffice. Heck, you could even swing by with a pizza. :) I'm not too proud to dine in.

Hey, it's okay if you're not into it. I understand.

Btw, do kittens go good with stale picante sauce? Got some packets left over from the good old days, when I could afford tacos.

Ok, guess I'll go now. I'm too weak from hunger to type anymore.

Have a nice night. Sweet dreams. Snuggly says bye-bye.