smiles..................
Life is........like onlineLove is.....like offline
Heart is....pending
worries are everyday...updating
problems are always.....incoming
money keeps....out going
i am always.....Working
Happiness slowly......Downloading....
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing....
A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?”
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.” Wife: “No, I can’t marry anyone after you.” Johnson: “But I want you to.” Wife: “But why?” Johnson: “Jones once cheated me in a horse deal
John, for heaven’s sake, why can’t you just talk to me once in awhile?” whined Mari. “Huh?” John responded. “Look around you!” she yells as she points around the room. “All these books. Your head is always buried in books. You don’t even know I’m alive!” “Oh. I’m sorry.” “You know, sometimes I wish I were a book. Then you’d at least look at me.” “Hmmm,” John mumbled in deep thought, “that’s not a bad idea. Then I could take you to the library every few days and change you for something more interesting.”
