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Mar 18, 2009 5:05 AM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts

Instructions for life from the back of the box

* On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

* On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

* On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

* Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

* On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

* On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

* On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating

* On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body

* On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine Do not drive car or operate machinery

* On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness

* On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children

* On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

* On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use

* On Sainsbury's Peanuts Warning: contains nuts

* On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

* On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
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Mar 18, 2009 7:19 AM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Gotta love these!
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Mar 18, 2009 7:25 AM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
JOHNNYMAMBO
JOHNNYMAMBOJOHNNYMAMBOsouthampton and BULGARIA, Hampshire, England UK4 Threads 1 Polls 77 Posts
giggle very happy rolling on the floor laughing laugh wave wave
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Mar 18, 2009 10:33 AM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Makes you wonder who is in charge, no one with a little "upstairs?" wave
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Mar 18, 2009 10:37 AM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
BOBANBOBAN
BOBANBOBANBOBANBOBANPozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia8 Threads 3,464 Posts
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Mar 18, 2009 10:47 AM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
You needed this information? Me too.

confused
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Mar 18, 2009 2:46 PM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
lifesajoy
lifesajoylifesajoySand Fork, West Virginia USA4 Threads 404 Posts
The scary thing is that the people writing these instructions are getting paid! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 18, 2009 3:14 PM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
lifesajoy: The scary thing is that the people writing these instructions are getting paid!


It get't worse, they vote! rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 18, 2009 3:17 PM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
hollandgirl: * On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands


They've not solved the Husqvarna death yet???

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Mar 18, 2009 6:00 PM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
mike69spain: They've not solved the Husqvarna death yet???

Mike tell us in plain English please.
There is a story here right?

teddybear
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Mar 18, 2009 6:05 PM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
hollandgirl: Mike tell us in plain English please.
There is a story here right?


They equipped them with an auto stop, kind of. Made some advertising how the saws stopped dead if biting into soft cloth.

I guess someone stupid tried to prove it with ordinary gloves, but those lack the soft fibres inside and it did not end well.

dunno
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Mar 18, 2009 7:14 PM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
ziggysdad
ziggysdadziggysdadglen burnie, Maryland USA8 Threads 176 Posts
mike69spain: They equipped them with an auto stop, kind of. Made some advertising how the saws stopped dead if biting into soft cloth.

I guess someone stupid tried to prove it with ordinary gloves, but those lack the soft fibres inside and it did not end well.
I didn,t know they sold sweedish chain saws in poland !!!!
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Mar 18, 2009 8:11 PM CST Instruction for life on the back of a box.................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
mike69spain: They equipped them with an auto stop, kind of. Made some advertising how the saws stopped dead if biting into soft cloth.

I guess someone stupid tried to prove it with ordinary gloves, but those lack the soft fibres inside and it did not end well.


True story Mike? wave
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