Is Every Woman Shallow??.... (186)
Wrong....but almost right....I'm Mr Damp....you're Miss Moldy....a match made in heaven.....a couple of real wet blankets we are....
Tamarin: So you are Mister Damp and Mouldy....
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He dropped his drawers??....for who??....for Barbie??....about bloody time, innit?!!...after 30 years or so, she deserves to get laid, don't you think?.....
caspatch: if your refering to ken of ken and barbie she dumped him after all these years. he dropped his drawers
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well im not shallow if i do say so my self
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Lagoona22: He dropped his drawers??....for who??....for Barbie??....about bloody time, innit?!!...after 30 years or so, she deserves to get laid, don't you think?.....
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Oh geez....his willy is too small.....trust Mattel to try and budget where it counts most....!!!...
caspatch: poor old ken is anotomicaly incorrct. he came out on the short end
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Lagoona22: Oh geez....his willy is too small.....trust Mattel to try and budget where it counts most....!!!...
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petalbabe: Alas, HJ, its all in my mind...
Imagination's a wonderous thing...
Imagination's a wonderous thing...
Oh so true, I was in over my head , and now the water is down to my sneakers, so I can use my imagination to at least cope again.The shallowerer the women, the higher i feel
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Lagoona22: Wrong....but almost right....I'm Mr Damp....you're Miss Moldy....a match made in heaven.....a couple of real wet blankets we are....
Thats why you ain't pulling the right females Lago ....so full of compliments.....I will Miss Moldy you...nothing about me is furry or old and damp...
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Big_John: I get tired that all the women want is just my body. Once I would like them to hug me, talk to me after using my body over and over and over. Oh well, what is a man to do. So many women and so little time to be used by all of them.
Now, THIS is shallow.
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Is this the way to get a lot of attention from women cause it seems to be working???
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Lagoona22: I think im about to delete my profile here! I just feel every woman here is looking for Ken, not everybody has a perfect body, height or weight, but I swear every woman here is looking for that perfect guy, nobody takes the time to get to know the inner person, get to know our personality, our strenghts, weaknesses, likes, dislikes and our quirks. What a shame, I felt I have so much to offer the right person but never get the time of day, honestly im pissed as hell and needed to vent for all that will do... (Apologies to Sassygirl08)
I heard Barbie left ken for G I Joe. Ken was too much of a wimp
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Tamarin: Thats why you ain't pulling the right females Lago ....so full of compliments.....I will Miss Moldy you...nothing about me is furry or old and damp...
No fur!!! Oh my
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ladyfingers: Now, THIS is shallow.
That is me: Shallow John.
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Listen darlin'....maybe nothing about you is old, or furry, or damp....but I know that when nobody else is about, and the gas heater's hissin' away there in the lounge on a winter's night, and you're sitting huddled up in your easy chair with a copy of "The Inquirer", you wear your tartan felt house slippers....which are at least 6 years old, a little frumpy, and could honestly do with a bit of a wash.....now tell me it isn't true....
Tamarin: Thats why you ain't pulling the right females Lago ....so full of compliments.....I will Miss Moldy you...nothing about me is furry or old and damp...
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Lagoona22: I think im about to delete my profile here! I just feel every woman here is looking for Ken, not everybody has a perfect body, height or weight, but I swear every woman here is looking for that perfect guy, nobody takes the time to get to know the inner person, get to know our personality, our strenghts, weaknesses, likes, dislikes and our quirks. What a shame, I felt I have so much to offer the right person but never get the time of day, honestly im pissed as hell and needed to vent for all that will do... (Apologies to Sassygirl08)
Well you know the hammer does swing both ways. There are lots of men who want a woman to look the same as she did when she was 18, even after she's had a few kids and her body has chaged a bit. Not many women can achieve that lofty goal. I think a lot more men tend to look at physical beauty more so than women, as women I think we tend to make allowances for men's beer belly and expanding waistline. Its interesting to hear you talk like this, just goes to show that we all want to be wanted for more than what we are on the outside.
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tainogirl: Well you know the hammer does swing both ways. There are lots of men who want a woman to look the same as she did when she was 18, even after she's had a few kids and her body has chaged a bit. Not many women can achieve that lofty goal. I think a lot more men tend to look at physical beauty more so than women, as women I think we tend to make allowances for men's beer belly and expanding waistline. Its interesting to hear you talk like this, just goes to show that we all want to be wanted for more than what we are on the outside.
I know what you mean!!
All of the women seem to only want me because of my great looks!!!
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Lagoona22: Listen darlin'....maybe nothing about you is old, or furry, or damp....but I know that when nobody else is about, and the gas heater's hissin' away there in the lounge on a winter's night, and you're sitting huddled up in your easy chair with a copy of "The Inquirer", you wear your tartan felt house slippers....which are at least 6 years old, a little frumpy, and could honestly do with a bit of a wash.....now tell me it isn't true....
So we is on darlin terms....well any better suggestions on reading material I am all ears...
I am a bare foot and Au Naturel girl
You did ask darlin
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Wrong Ras, I want you because of your carpentry skills
(JUST TEASING)
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sassy49senior: Wrong Ras, I want you because of your carpentry skills
(JUST TEASING)
(JUST TEASING)
Give a guy wood and he can make a woman happy did I write that out loud
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So you are Mister Damp and Mouldy....