What is or has been your best pick-up line? (34)
my own lame pick up line when I used to smoke was " Can any of you guys light up my life for me"! when i didn't have a lighter for my smoke. It was amusing to see how many pulled their lighters out quick! 
mmm u've got great legs, what time do they open 
venere08: Care to tell us what level of success this brings?
call me shy or all talk no action, but i've never actually been bold enough to use it
thouroughbred: mmm u've got great legs, what time do they open
Probably all hours
thouroughbred: mmm u've got great legs, what time do they open
i love that one!!
melty1: Probably all hours
Oh, melty, we could do all kinds of things with your reply...such as 'coin operated', or...'open all hours'...but we won't go there!
Hey honey are we related? coz i can see a little bit of me in you ..........
melty1: Probably all hours
or this one, carn't take credit for it, heard it from dawgz i think
do u work at subway? cause u sure as hell gave me a foot long
Hey have you ever been to India"?
Well get this into ya!
Well get this into ya!
mmmm, just doesn't sound right comming from a woman I,m talking about a beer!
thouroughbred: errrrr!! mmmm, just doesn't sound right comming from a woman
She could be talking about castor oil?
melty1: I,m talking about a beer!
sounds much more palatable than castor oil!
what were you thinking
I asked Santa one day "what would you like for Christmas'!
he replied, "Come and sit on my knee and I'll tell you the first thing that pop's up"!
he replied, "Come and sit on my knee and I'll tell you the first thing that pop's up"!
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