LORD... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER ( Archived) (4)

Apr 9, 2009 11:11 AM CST LORD... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
*LORD,... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER* ...

Judy got married and had 13 children .

Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.

She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children

Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy *again*, remarried,.... and this time, she & John had 5 more children .
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied:....
"I think he means her *legs*, Ethel...."
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Apr 9, 2009 11:14 AM CST LORD... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
I know just the place to share that joke today.rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 9, 2009 11:15 AM CST LORD... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER
epicure
epicureepicureAlanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey401 Threads 10 Polls 5,224 Posts
I knew many 'her legs' joke

but I couldn't guess it before I read the last line this time

Is it because I am hungry?confused

laugh thumbs up
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Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM CST LORD... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway51 Threads 5 Polls 5,070 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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