How much would you pay for me on Ebay? (27)
Wot...I've been here for 16mins and not one bid...
There isn't a half euro cent is there? 
Phoenix: Or anyone one else for that matter?Folks start bidding...
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well I am on automatic bid...... So whatever someone bids,for you, mine will automatically bid higher!! Sorry but you are stuck with me!!
rusty_knight: There isn't a half euro cent is there?
50 cents.....Wouldn't even pay for the stamp..
Yeah the shipping costs might be prohibitive. And perishable goods too I would think!
jojo69: well I am on automatic bid...... So whatever someone bids,for you, mine will automatically bid higher!! Sorry but you are stuck with me!!
Right - I up my bid to 23 euros and 61 cents!
Beat that!
(ha - I know when you go in 'high' it can wipe out the opposing bidders and I always wanted an Irish butler, to be sure!
)
Phoenix: Or anyone one else for that matter?Folks start bidding...
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i know a few russian ladies, north and south americans, and of course the ghanians and filipinas...
prices start as low as $78...
want me to pass on my ' trash box ' to you ?
I'll begin then (Jo, we could make you some money here)
Five euros.
Five euros.
Sommerauer71: I'll begin then (Jo, we could make you some money here)
Five euros.
Five euros.
Rusty promised loads more....And brain space says she'll out bid him...
I reckon I'm worth at least a three figure sum...I can cook, clean, do the laundry,take out the trash, walk the dogs....loads more besides..
Ps...my big down side is I make lousy coffee(trust me folks it's terrible)
Phoenix: Rusty promised loads more....And brain space says she'll out bid him...
I reckon I'm worth at least a three figure sum...I can cook, clean, do the laundry,take out the trash, walk the dogs....loads more besides..
I reckon I'm worth at least a three figure sum...I can cook, clean, do the laundry,take out the trash, walk the dogs....loads more besides..
So we have two bids going on, we will get some cash for you.
Phoenix: Ps...my big down side is I make lousy coffee(trust me folks it's terrible)
That is okay, whoever wins you, can teach you.
I love my coffee so I might become a tad frustrated at that.
What's the point of buying you? Can we get you to do whatever we wish? 
Phoenix: Or anyone one else for that matter?Folks start bidding...
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A suck of used rubbers
suck?
Sack, of course
Sack, of course
Come to think of it, suck works as well.
Why are you called Phoneix?
Why are you called Phoneix?
I am bidding... £1250
OOPS Sorry missed the decimal point out...
£12.50
OOPS Sorry missed the decimal point out...
£12.50 
jojo69: I am bidding... £1250
OOPS Sorry missed the decimal point out... £12.50
OOPS Sorry missed the decimal point out... £12.50
do you play volleyball ???
gussi: and the washing and the cleaning, take the kids to school, on the way back do the shopping oh yes take the empties to the bottle bank.
lmfao
lmfao
SShhhh Was going to spring that on him after I won the bidding!
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