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"Oh!' cried the little girl
"I need new jeans. To buy the new jeans I needs lots and lots of lovely money. What shall I do?"
So, the little girl, who had some weirdo Italian name I seem to forget went to visit her dear old Uncle Lagoona.
"Hello, Uncle!" smiled the little girl
"I need some new jeans - can you please give me some of your lovely money?"
"I'd love to!" said dear old Uncle Lagoona
"But I've given it all to my dearest friend Sir Roland Rusticles to invest for me in some get quick-rich scheme in the Cayman islands"
"Thanks for the information, dear old Uncle Lagoona!" said the cute little girl.
She scowled and walked away - she walkked all the way to the airport where she booked herself a flight to the Cayman islands................
Yes, while dear Roland Rusticles was laundering his money, my jeans got caught in the spin accidentally, and they...errr... shrank!
And so I had to board that Cayman Island flight in my skin tights. Boy, did I get some looks!
So there I was, pretending I didn't notice, and fianlly arrived at the Cayman Islands...