WE ARE GODS! (49)

May 5, 2009 9:53 AM CST WE ARE GODS!
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
rusty_knight: One upon a time there was a little girl with italian jeans - they got rather tight and she decided to buy herself a new pair..........

"Oh!' cried the little girl

"I need new jeans. To buy the new jeans I needs lots and lots of lovely money. What shall I do?"

So, the little girl, who had some weirdo Italian name I seem to forget went to visit her dear old Uncle Lagoona.

"Hello, Uncle!" smiled the little girl

"I need some new jeans - can you please give me some of your lovely money?"

"I'd love to!" said dear old Uncle Lagoona

"But I've given it all to my dearest friend Sir Roland Rusticles to invest for me in some get quick-rich scheme in the Cayman islands"

"Thanks for the information, dear old Uncle Lagoona!" said the cute little girl.

She scowled and walked away - she walkked all the way to the airport where she booked herself a flight to the Cayman islands................


Yes, while dear Roland Rusticles was laundering his money, my jeans got caught in the spin accidentally, and they...errr... shrank!roll eyes

And so I had to board that Cayman Island flight in my skin tights. Boy, did I get some looks!uh oh

So there I was, pretending I didn't notice, and fianlly arrived at the Cayman Islands...
May 5, 2009 10:00 AM CST WE ARE GODS!
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
venere08: The lady that helped get Clinton get in in, and she is now deceased?
May 5, 2009 10:02 AM CST WE ARE GODS!
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Lagoona22: Here's another alternative Ven....Rusty can teach you to become rich, I'll teach you to become filthy...howdat?...


Wow, I'm gonna thoon be THO eddacateddancing
May 5, 2009 10:05 AM CST WE ARE GODS!
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Lagoona22: Here's another alternative Ven....Rusty can teach you to become rich, I'll teach you to become filthy...howdat?...


A filthy little girl in tight jeans - how cute! grin
May 5, 2009 10:11 AM CST WE ARE GODS!
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
venere08: Yes, while dear Roland Rusticles was laundering his money, my jeans got caught in the spin accidentally, and they...errr... shrank!

And so I had to board that Cayman Island flight in my skin tights. Boy, did I get some looks!

So there I was, pretending I didn't notice, and fianlly arrived at the Cayman Islands...


dang.. just wrote the next bit and it got deleted! moping
May 5, 2009 10:15 AM CST WE ARE GODS!
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
rusty_knight: dang.. just wrote the next bit and it got deleted!


Not by the Mods. Tell them to take a nice walk in the park
roll eyes
May 5, 2009 10:15 AM CST WE ARE GODS!
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
rusty_knight: Well, at least I don't LOOK gay, sweetie!
I cant help it nature made me look like a pretty boyrolling on the floor laughing tongue
May 5, 2009 10:16 AM CST WE ARE GODS!
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
rodolpho: I cant help it nature made me look like a pretty boy


You probably wear tight jeans as well! laugh
May 5, 2009 10:17 AM CST WE ARE GODS!
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
venere08: Not by the Mods. Tell them to take a nice walk in the park


No, I'd written a materpiece about your arrival and then I hit a combination of buttons by accident and 'poof' it was gone like a toupee in the wind! conversing
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