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"Dear Phoenix...
While I am on holiday in Paris, enjoying my carefree self with the top down in my little Fiat 500, would you mind staying off the roads please?...I'd hate to have a smash with you, and ruin my front end. My bumpers are firm and cushiony, as you know, but there's a limit to the amount of damage I can sustain taking it full frontal from a crazy Irish driver..."...
(ok, I embellished a bit here, but you get my drift...)