Ten ways you know that the woman you are currently in love with is posh? (28)
You gotta love the good with the bad sides cap.And when it comes down to it those girls often like a real gut without pretentions.Kinda like opposites attract.You can learn the most from these people and in love you grow more and more together,not apart.So...
hey! I've got a set of golf clubs and I'm not rich at all... in fact I'm quite the opposite...
my golf clubs are made of plastic
and they're not mine really, they're my daughter's
oh... and I forgot... I play golf with the wii.....
my golf clubs are made of plastic
and they're not mine really, they're my daughter's
oh... and I forgot... I play golf with the wii.....
dragonfly88: hey! I've got a set of golf clubs and I'm not rich at all... in fact I'm quite the opposite...
my golf clubs are made of plastic and they're not mine really, they're my daughter'soh... and I forgot... I play golf with the wii.....
my golf clubs are made of plastic and they're not mine really, they're my daughter'soh... and I forgot... I play golf with the wii.....
Hah, hah!
DF.
You do make me laugh...
CaptainBeirutIII: Look, I come from a simple family. We didn’t have any José Gonzales mowing our lawn, and no wine cellar.
There’s this wimman I quite fancy, but I’m not sure I can offer her all the fancy things she’s been brought up with and like.
I mean, you don’t all know if I’m rich, maybe I am, but it doesn’t matter, even if I am, I come from a simple family. We’re used to mostly stuff our pillows and mattresses with any change we come across on the pavement, to save it for future generations.
So I want to know if there’s any reason for me to even try to make her mine. She might get bored within a month if I don’t even own a plantation in the Caribbean?
OK, right, so, the list then:
1. She plays golf.
(there’s not a wimman in this world playing golf who doesn’t have at least a lot of bit of posh in her)
There’s this wimman I quite fancy, but I’m not sure I can offer her all the fancy things she’s been brought up with and like.
I mean, you don’t all know if I’m rich, maybe I am, but it doesn’t matter, even if I am, I come from a simple family. We’re used to mostly stuff our pillows and mattresses with any change we come across on the pavement, to save it for future generations.
So I want to know if there’s any reason for me to even try to make her mine. She might get bored within a month if I don’t even own a plantation in the Caribbean?
OK, right, so, the list then:
1. She plays golf.
(there’s not a wimman in this world playing golf who doesn’t have at least a lot of bit of posh in her)
Ignore her poshness! She's already different from you cos she's a W.O.M.A.A.N! And I bet there are other differences too...
Revel in them!!wordsmith99: Ignore her poshness! She's already different from you cos she's a W.O.M.A.A.N! And I bet there are other differences too... Revel in them!!
I told him that too, Wordie.
How are you lovely? Great to see you!
Sommerauer71: I told him that too, Wordie.
How are you lovely? Great to see you!
How are you lovely? Great to see you!
Cool. Well, not cool actually. All 'cited and whizzy cos my new PINK laptop is supposed to arrive today! Just off to the post office to see if she's there... and to walk the dog of course... see ya later!
Hope all's well with you? No end-of-term-itis yet?
wordsmith99: Cool. Well, not cool actually. All 'cited and whizzy cos my new PINK laptop is supposed to arrive today! Just off to the post office to see if she's there... and to walk the dog of course... see ya later!
Hope all's well with you? No end-of-term-itis yet?
Hope all's well with you? No end-of-term-itis yet?
PINK!!!!????!!!! How dare the PNIK laptop not arrive on time, threaten it changing it to black.
Walk the dog, and then come back.
Oh yes, first English exam on Wednesday. 15 days to work. Then three months off...
I have I need a break-itis-now.
Look mate, as long as she gets the right slap and tickle stuff, forget the fancy golfclubs....most women are just looking to be loved anyway..
Lagoona22: Look mate, as long as she gets the right slap and tickle stuff, forget the fancy golfclubs....most women are just looking to be loved anyway..
Eh...
I want numbers two thru ten yet...
Don't discourage him...
2. When she sends back her glass of beer because it didn't come in a flute glass
wordsmith99: Cool. Well, not cool actually. All 'cited and whizzy cos my new PINK laptop is supposed to arrive today! Just off to the post office to see if she's there... and to walk the dog of course... see ya later!
Hope all's well with you? No end-of-term-itis yet?
Hope all's well with you? No end-of-term-itis yet?
You bought a pink laptop!?
PINK!?
You do know what men call that?
Fallingman: 2. When she sends back her glass of beer because it didn't come in a flute glass
Which posh bird do you know that orders beer?
wordsmith99: Cool. Well, not cool actually. All 'cited and whizzy cos my new PINK laptop is supposed to arrive today! Just off to the post office to see if she's there... and to walk the dog of course... see ya later!
Hope all's well with you? No end-of-term-itis yet?
brilliant! Hope all's well with you? No end-of-term-itis yet?
a pink laptop!! what about the bag? I hope it's not one of thos horrid and boring black laptop carrier bag like the one I have... it's got lots of zips.. but horrible
dragonfly88: brilliant! a pink laptop!!
what about the bag? I hope it's not one of thos horrid and boring black laptop carrier bag like the one I have... it's got lots of zips.. but horrible
what about the bag? I hope it's not one of thos horrid and boring black laptop carrier bag like the one I have... it's got lots of zips.. but horrible
Oh! I like my laptop bag, black, Tumi, it is wonderful. I stroke it and take care of it...
I love luggage. I have had had my luggage for years. Ten in fact.
Sommerauer71: Oh! I like my laptop bag, black, Tumi, it is wonderful. I stroke it and take care of it...
I love luggage. I have had had my luggage for years. Ten in fact.
I love luggage. I have had had my luggage for years. Ten in fact.
I want to make my own.. but first I'll have to get on and make a leather rucksack... once I get that done.. then I can plan a new computer bag.
CaptainBeirutIII: You bought a pink laptop!?
PINK!?
You do know what men call that?
PINK!?
You do know what men call that?
No idea? "S'Wonderful? S'Marvellous S'What I want to be...!"?
It's raspberry pink. I did wonder about bubble gum, baby pink, dusky rose and hot blush but there's nothing quite like raspberry.
Pink rools, pink rocks. Bella's new lead is glitter pink. I lurve it. She doesn't wear it because there's no point. She slugs along at my heels lead or no lead, but I carry the lead just in case fat French matrons shout at me for having a dangerous animal loose on the public highway.
But Pinkie isn't at the post office! And not delivered yet either! Has she been kidnapped??? Or stopped off for some shoes-shopping on the way?
DF - don't know about the bag... maybe it won't come with one because it was a bargain. But I could make something... or use my Indian patchwork bag (fuschia and gold)...
Sommer - I certainly do appreciate that "I need a break" feeling. My Italian weekend came to nothing because of the rubbish weather which means I'm still longing for some time off and away...
Have to go for an interview tomorrow for my French nationality! That'll be a laugh... I intend to be more French than even the French can be. I'm already polishing up some hideous shoes with buckles on them!
Still, must stop sitting here sinning (chatting etc) and Get On With my Articles. A city guide and a thing about pregnancy benefits and a column which will probably be about computers. (This one is called Tinkerbell.)
See you later, all!
dragonfly88: I want to make my own.. but first I'll have to get on and make a leather rucksack... once I get that done.. then I can plan a new computer bag.
How exciting, can we help with the design?
With respect folks...I don't care if the woman who loves me is posh or not...
The fact that she loves me for me (warts and all) is good enough for me
The fact that she loves me for me (warts and all) is good enough for me
Sommerauer71: How exciting, can we help with the design?
the design is in my head.. but I've got to find a way of getting the bits of leather and transfer what's on my mind onto the leather
I'll get there
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There’s this wimman I quite fancy, but I’m not sure I can offer her all the fancy things she’s been brought up with and like.
I mean, you don’t all know if I’m rich, maybe I am, but it doesn’t matter, even if I am, I come from a simple family. We’re used to mostly stuff our pillows and mattresses with any change we come across on the pavement, to save it for future generations.
So I want to know if there’s any reason for me to even try to make her mine. She might get bored within a month if I don’t even own a plantation in the Caribbean?
OK, right, so, the list then:
1. She plays golf.
(there’s not a wimman in this world playing golf who doesn’t have at least a lot of bit of posh in her)