I have never told anyone this… (74)
Obviously, you would like to tell us....please go ahead....
Yes, I am drumming my fingers on my desk in anticiation too.
I know a secret.
If you use fabric conditioner on your towels, it reduces absorbsency.
True fact.
I know a secret.
If you use fabric conditioner on your towels, it reduces absorbsency.
True fact.
I have a secret...but if I told you, I'd have to kill you....
Lagoona22: I have a secret...but if I told you, I'd have to kill you....
I have ten secrets, you would have to be a cat to hear them all.
...and I know at least one of them....and that's a secret....
Lagoona22: ...and I know at least one of them....and that's a secret....
Look, don't you dare tell people I bite my own toe nails.
Okay?
CaptainBeirutIII: I have a secret
And it’s juicy, maybe, or maybe it's not
And it’s juicy, maybe, or maybe it's not
and the secret is....?
dragonfly88: and the secret is....?
When does a secret stop being a secret?
Is it when you tell one person, two, five?
And what if you tell someone you have a secret but you don't say what it is, it is only half a secret or still a complete one?
CaptainBeirutIII: When does a secret stop being a secret?
Is it when you tell one person, two, five?
And what if you tell someone you have a secret but you don't say what it is, it is only half a secret or still a complete one?
Is it when you tell one person, two, five?
And what if you tell someone you have a secret but you don't say what it is, it is only half a secret or still a complete one?
a secret is always a secret... it might be a share secret or not...
CaptainBeirutIII: Well, yes, I almost got deaf on my left ear last time.
Verbatim:
“Oh yes, yes, oh god, yes, oooohh YES, I’m coming!
I’m coming!
<then a slow moan>
OH YES, OH JESUS CHRIST AND LORD HERE I AM AGAIN!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
<a sigh>
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, YEEEES, OH, I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS.
AGAIN!
I.
AM.
NOMINATING.
YOU.
YEEEEEEEEEES!
TO
BE THE KING OF THIS WORLD!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
(don’t want to brag, but you know, that’s how I almost lost hearing on my left ear)
Verbatim:
“Oh yes, yes, oh god, yes, oooohh YES, I’m coming!
I’m coming!
<then a slow moan>
OH YES, OH JESUS CHRIST AND LORD HERE I AM AGAIN!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
<a sigh>
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, YEEEES, OH, I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS.
AGAIN!
I.
AM.
NOMINATING.
YOU.
YEEEEEEEEEES!
TO
BE THE KING OF THIS WORLD!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
(don’t want to brag, but you know, that’s how I almost lost hearing on my left ear)
Very good. But you chopped up my post, therefore taking one point to suit your own.
Answer the rest, then we talk...
(I know a good doctor who can recommend deaf aids, I am deaf in my right ear from a man telling me that I will at some point enjoy this.
Sommerauer71: Very good. But you chopped up my post, therefore taking one point to suit your own.
Answer the rest, then we talk...
(I know a good doctor who can recommend deaf aids, I am deaf in my right ear from a man telling me that I will at some point enjoy this.
Answer the rest, then we talk...
(I know a good doctor who can recommend deaf aids, I am deaf in my right ear from a man telling me that I will at some point enjoy this.
The question is whether women give themselves multiple when they learn how their body works, or men give it to them.
Right?
Frankly.....I'm shocked.
Now that was a secret worth knowing...
Now that was a secret worth knowing...
CaptainBeirutIII: Well, yes, I almost got deaf on my left ear last time.
Verbatim:
“Oh yes, yes, oh god, yes, oooohh YES, I’m coming!
I’m coming!
<then a slow moan>
OH YES, OH JESUS CHRIST AND LORD HERE I AM AGAIN!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
<a sigh>
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, YEEEES, OH, I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS.
AGAIN!
I.
AM.
NOMINATING.
YOU.
YEEEEEEEEEES!
TO
BE THE KING OF THIS WORLD!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
(don’t want to brag, but you know, that’s how I almost lost hearing on my left ear)
Verbatim:
“Oh yes, yes, oh god, yes, oooohh YES, I’m coming!
I’m coming!
<then a slow moan>
OH YES, OH JESUS CHRIST AND LORD HERE I AM AGAIN!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
<a sigh>
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, YEEEES, OH, I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS.
AGAIN!
I.
AM.
NOMINATING.
YOU.
YEEEEEEEEEES!
TO
BE THE KING OF THIS WORLD!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
(don’t want to brag, but you know, that’s how I almost lost hearing on my left ear)
oops ...forgot to write ..
is that what you call an empty fridge? ..
is that what you call an empty fridge? ..
symbolistartist: I feel for you, really.
Now why indeed... where I come from we call them hose brains. It's a metaphor for the small amount of things that is able to travel in the tight tubes of a man's body. With all the hormones pushing the info it tends to get one-dimensional, as no new information has time to enter that small space. Now this is not to be taken as a scientifically proven fact. However, there is always value and truth in symbolic interpretation. Just ask me if anything remained unclear, since this is a secret not so many are in on. Happy to oblige.
Now why indeed... where I come from we call them hose brains. It's a metaphor for the small amount of things that is able to travel in the tight tubes of a man's body. With all the hormones pushing the info it tends to get one-dimensional, as no new information has time to enter that small space. Now this is not to be taken as a scientifically proven fact. However, there is always value and truth in symbolic interpretation. Just ask me if anything remained unclear, since this is a secret not so many are in on. Happy to oblige.
Hose brains???
And thank you symbol.
For your input. You are clearly a woman in touch with herself.
You don't need to explain at all. I get you.
Pipes, one of them and a whole array of emotions...
Squashed into one pipe.
Sommerauer71: Hose brains???
And thank you symbol.
For your input. You are clearly a woman in touch with herself.
You don't need to explain at all. I get you.
Pipes, one of them and a whole array of emotions...
Squashed into one pipe.
And thank you symbol.
For your input. You are clearly a woman in touch with herself.
You don't need to explain at all. I get you.
Pipes, one of them and a whole array of emotions...
Squashed into one pipe.
Yes, well actually this was meant as general information for the uneducated... while I know you're not one of them.
Except maybe a differing opinion about an array of emotion... I'd call it something else but we don't want another bar fight do we?!
looks like omelette time again .. 
you could make some kind of interesting accompaniment with the bread, beans and tomatoes tho
you could make some kind of interesting accompaniment with the bread, beans and tomatoes tho
guiriman: oops ...forgot to write ..
is that what you call an empty fridge? ..
is that what you call an empty fridge? ..
Yeah sorry I was outside....
Well a) I'm a greedy guts and
b) I made the obvious salsa di pomodori yesterday...
But I'm going for French toast!!! That gets rid of the bread and the eggs. No, make that cheese omelette with toast!!!
And the Zagorka is the 1st thing that's going down me dry throat!
(I've been digging a trench in the heat).
symbolistartist: That's more than I got, can I come over?
Also seems you could get a perfectly good pasta out of that, if you leave out the eggs.
However, I'm afraid of suggesting that since I know that's what most single guys eat most of the time... then again you may not be one of those who gets bored but is more likely to enjoy a regular routine?
Also seems you could get a perfectly good pasta out of that, if you leave out the eggs.
However, I'm afraid of suggesting that since I know that's what most single guys eat most of the time... then again you may not be one of those who gets bored but is more likely to enjoy a regular routine?
Like I said, I had pasta yesterday (as a main meal).
So that kinda ruled that out. However I have all the ingredients to make that tomorrow, and probably will do so. But I may go into town and in that case will get myself some pork chops or lamb chops. In that case it'll be that with french fries and salad on the side.
shot3743: Like I said, I had pasta yesterday (as a main meal).
So that kinda ruled that out. However I have all the ingredients to make that tomorrow, and probably will do so. But I may go into town and in that case will get myself some pork chops or lamb chops. In that case it'll be that with french fries and salad on the side.
So that kinda ruled that out. However I have all the ingredients to make that tomorrow, and probably will do so. But I may go into town and in that case will get myself some pork chops or lamb chops. In that case it'll be that with french fries and salad on the side.
Hm well guess my point was that men tend to like routines the older they get... so pasta every day might actually be a good bet for the bachelor. However... I'd never eat white pasta... As for the meat, you'll smell better for the girls if you eat lamb
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