Look, it's like this.....we have this breakfast thread going in the EU forums....I sometimes log on at 06.00 am...that's early right?....now, what's the first thing on a man's mind in the morning??....exactly...coffee...coffee....coffee....Over and over again. More than once. Made with feeling and passion. Sometimes it's the only reason to get it up....so here's the problem....we need a waitress to serve us in the morning. Straight up....who's willing?..You will be loved, appreciated, petted and tipped for your efforts. And if you have a nice decollétté, we will even design for you your very own "coffee emoticon" ...Think about that!!...you will have your very own, personalized emoticon....the only member on CS to have that. We need you, babe....
Applications accepted gratefully in the EU Forums...
CaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK1,186 posts
Lagoona22: Look, it's like this.....we have this breakfast thread going in the EU forums....I sometimes log on at 06.00 am...that's early right?....now, what's the first thing on a man's mind in the morning??....exactly...coffee...coffee....coffee....Over and over again. More than once. Made with feeling and passion. Sometimes it's the only reason to get it up....so here's the problem....we need a waitress to serve us in the morning. Straight up....who's willing?..You will be loved, appreciated, petted and tipped for your efforts. And if you have a nice decollétté, we will even design for you your very own "coffee emoticon" ...Think about that!!...you will have your very own, personalized emoticon....the only member on CS to have that. We need you, babe....
Applications accepted gratefully in the EU Forums...
May 19, 2009 7:08 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
MiddyYorkshire, North Yorkshire, England UK74 Posts
MiddyYorkshire, North Yorkshire, England UK74 posts
Lagoona22: Look, it's like this.....we have this breakfast thread going in the EU forums....I sometimes log on at 06.00 am...that's early right?....now, what's the first thing on a man's mind in the morning??....exactly...coffee...coffee....coffee....Over and over again. More than once. Made with feeling and passion. Sometimes it's the only reason to get it up....so here's the problem....we need a waitress to serve us in the morning. Straight up....who's willing?..You will be loved, appreciated, petted and tipped for your efforts. And if you have a nice decollétté, we will even design for you your very own "coffee emoticon" ...Think about that!!...you will have your very own, personalized emoticon....the only member on CS to have that. We need you, babe....
Applications accepted gratefully in the EU Forums...
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itup....so here's the problem....we need a waitress to serve us in the morning. Straight up....who's willing?..You will be loved, appreciated, petted and tipped for your efforts. And if you have a nice decollétté, we will even design for you your very own "coffee emoticon" ...Think about that!!...you will have your very own, personalized emoticon....the only member on CS to have that. We need you, babe....Applications accepted gratefully in the EU Forums...