WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS ( Archived) (12)

May 19, 2009 6:03 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Look, it's like this.....we have this breakfast thread going in the EU forums....I sometimes log on at 06.00 am...that's early right?....now, what's the first thing on a man's mind in the morning??....exactly...coffee...coffee....coffee....Over and over again. More than once. Made with feeling and passion. Sometimes it's the only reason to get it up....so here's the problem....we need a waitress to serve us in the morning. Straight up....who's willing?..You will be loved, appreciated, petted and tipped for your efforts. And if you have a nice decollétté, we will even design for you your very own "coffee emoticon" ...Think about that!!...you will have your very own, personalized emoticon....the only member on CS to have that. We need you, babe....kiss heart wings teddybear

Applications accepted gratefully in the EU Forums...



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May 19, 2009 6:05 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
sasseez
sasseezsasseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1 Threads 3,150 Posts
laugh laugh Largo ul try anything to get the chickies ova there, thumbs up
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May 19, 2009 6:07 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
blushing
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May 19, 2009 6:54 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
Lagoona22: Look, it's like this.....we have this breakfast thread going in the EU forums....I sometimes log on at 06.00 am...that's early right?....now, what's the first thing on a man's mind in the morning??....exactly...coffee...coffee....coffee....Over and over again. More than once. Made with feeling and passion. Sometimes it's the only reason to get it up....so here's the problem....we need a waitress to serve us in the morning. Straight up....who's willing?..You will be loved, appreciated, petted and tipped for your efforts. And if you have a nice decollétté, we will even design for you your very own "coffee emoticon" ...Think about that!!...you will have your very own, personalized emoticon....the only member on CS to have that. We need you, babe....

Applications accepted gratefully in the EU Forums...


Look, you missed to mention two things.
She should be working naked, and forget the coffee emoticon, what we need is a bodyshot emoticon.
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May 19, 2009 7:08 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
Middy
MiddyMiddyYorkshire, North Yorkshire, England UK74 Posts
Lagoona22: Look, it's like this.....we have this breakfast thread going in the EU forums....I sometimes log on at 06.00 am...that's early right?....now, what's the first thing on a man's mind in the morning??....exactly...coffee...coffee....coffee....Over and over again. More than once. Made with feeling and passion. Sometimes it's the only reason to get it up....so here's the problem....we need a waitress to serve us in the morning. Straight up....who's willing?..You will be loved, appreciated, petted and tipped for your efforts. And if you have a nice decollétté, we will even design for you your very own "coffee emoticon" ...Think about that!!...you will have your very own, personalized emoticon....the only member on CS to have that. We need you, babe....

Applications accepted gratefully in the EU Forums...


What about a waiter for us ladies? cheering
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May 19, 2009 7:10 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Naked too??....confused

Middy: What about a waiter for us ladies?
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May 19, 2009 7:16 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
Howz the drive going over here?

I am keeping the ship sailing over the other side.

We need a couple of waitresses and a waiter.

Soon, we all be inundated with people pouring into the EU forums and all that coffee we will have to serve.

Keep it up Lago!
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May 19, 2009 7:16 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK87 Threads 8,237 Posts
wow did no one there want the job????
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May 19, 2009 7:22 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
I have been inundated with private emails... DHL have contacted me, saying can they need to do a bulk delivery of women's underwear....it's incredible...wow

morgan5: did no one there want the job????
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May 19, 2009 7:30 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
voyager007
voyager007voyager007Khober, Eastern Province Saudi Arabia8 Threads 539 Posts
Middy: What about a waiter for us ladies?



am in waiter but I only serve the Arabic Coffee, This brown delicious coffee with dried dates,,, yam yam love
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May 19, 2009 8:31 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
SensualVixen
SensualVixenSensualVixenTampa Bay area, Florida USA30 Threads 1,726 Posts
I will do it, but the tips have to be huge......you people scare me over "there"..........grin
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May 19, 2009 8:37 AM CST WE NEED A WAITRESS IN THE EU FORUMS
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
SensualVixen: I will do it, but the tips have to be huge......you people scare me over "there"..........


ah sweet i will tip you generously cos ur a knock out blonde smart...grin

lips

i mean ur really smart really reallytongue
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