Hi, I’m building myself a wimman, can you donate something? (33)
I'll donate my heart, Captain. It's the core of me. 
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CaptainBeirutIII: I already have a beautiful one, so this is no act of desperation, I really do not need one.
But seeing how the world is at the moment, I’d rather be safe than sorry.
Simply look at the world economy. One minute we were eating five pound stakes with golden cutlery, the next we’re feeding on crackers and lukewarm water.
It’s so easy to lose stuff from one day to the other, so I figured, if the bank comes and claims my girl from me, it would be a good idea to have a spare one.
Just in case, like.
So, can you donate something?
A leg here, a tit there, some hair, someone might donate humour, another charm, grace, cool, wit, you name it, and with some glue, and electric shocks using two customized irons, I’ll be sorted with a reserve.
Anything you can donate. Brag away.
However, I’ll have to put you to the test with a (hypothetical) question regarding your donation, just to make sure.
I already have some stuff, so don’t bother with the following:
My mothers cooking
My sisters sense of keeping the (money) books in a household.
To start with, I’m looking for a pair of nice feet size 4 1/2 (UK), 37 ½ (EUR), 7 (US)
It’s the perfect wimman size.
But anything you have, really
Thank you.
But seeing how the world is at the moment, I’d rather be safe than sorry.
Simply look at the world economy. One minute we were eating five pound stakes with golden cutlery, the next we’re feeding on crackers and lukewarm water.
It’s so easy to lose stuff from one day to the other, so I figured, if the bank comes and claims my girl from me, it would be a good idea to have a spare one.
Just in case, like.
So, can you donate something?
A leg here, a tit there, some hair, someone might donate humour, another charm, grace, cool, wit, you name it, and with some glue, and electric shocks using two customized irons, I’ll be sorted with a reserve.
Anything you can donate. Brag away.
However, I’ll have to put you to the test with a (hypothetical) question regarding your donation, just to make sure.
I already have some stuff, so don’t bother with the following:
My mothers cooking
My sisters sense of keeping the (money) books in a household.
To start with, I’m looking for a pair of nice feet size 4 1/2 (UK), 37 ½ (EUR), 7 (US)
It’s the perfect wimman size.
But anything you have, really
Thank you.
I'll drop over some jewels and some clothes. And a wig.
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I could donate some memories,but you have to take the bad with the good...
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Whats a wimman?
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"I'll donate my eyes;they've seen many
beautiful things."
beautiful things."
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druidess6308: I'll donate my heart, Captain. It's the core of me.
We'll take that, no need for further proof.
But just for the sake of fun, a hypothetical question about this heart business….
Imagine you’re on a little boat which is sinking, there’s you, there’s Brad Pitt in his mid 30’s madly in love with you, George Cooney madly in love with you, and then there’s me, age late 80’s, a big hunch on my back, smelly because I never shower, I curse a lot because I have Tourettes Syndrome (that is when I’m not into one of my narcoleptic daily 16 hour spells) I’m frail and most certainly not far off from the grave.
Two of us must be thrown into the water, or lese we all sink.
Which two do you throw in?
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Sommerauer71: I'll drop over some jewels and some clothes. And a wig.
Can we have the shoes?
We could build a castle in the Bavarian mountains with the money if sold.
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Hellow!!! je!je!je!.... 
I hear this before... But I have a lot old dolls (antique)... Ready in the showcase....
I hear this before... But I have a lot old dolls (antique)... Ready in the showcase....
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CaptainBeirutIII: We'll take that, no need for further proof.
But just for the sake of fun, a hypothetical question about this heart business….
Imagine you’re on a little boat which is sinking, there’s you, there’s Brad Pitt in his mid 30’s madly in love with you, George Cooney madly in love with you, and then there’s me, age late 80’s, a big hunch on my back, smelly because I never shower, I curse a lot because I have Tourettes Syndrome (that is when I’m not into one of my narcoleptic daily 16 hour spells) I’m frail and most certainly not far off from the grave.
Two of us must be thrown into the water, or lese we all sink.
Which two do you throw in?
Me and George Clooney. I'll let you and Brad Pitt have the little boat. (I can't stand Brad Pitt.) I'll take my chances on George being as strong a swimmer as I am, or at least getting to save his life, and hope that you and Brad get rescued. But just for the sake of fun, a hypothetical question about this heart business….
Imagine you’re on a little boat which is sinking, there’s you, there’s Brad Pitt in his mid 30’s madly in love with you, George Cooney madly in love with you, and then there’s me, age late 80’s, a big hunch on my back, smelly because I never shower, I curse a lot because I have Tourettes Syndrome (that is when I’m not into one of my narcoleptic daily 16 hour spells) I’m frail and most certainly not far off from the grave.
Two of us must be thrown into the water, or lese we all sink.
Which two do you throw in?
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wonderworker: I could donate some memories,but you have to take the bad with the good...
Nah, I'll pass then
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Polarbutterfly: "I'll donate my eyes;they've seen many
beautiful things."
beautiful things."
Have they ever seen a grown man cry when his wife/girlfriend bought him a season ticket to his favourite football team related to no special occasion, just like that?
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LadyBlackAdder: Whats a wimman?
wimmin are those two-legged beings which make up approx. 50% of the population on earth, and 100% of the population on Venus.
They are manufactured mostly during early weekend mornings or late evenings any day of the week, consist of various substances, like honey, salt, water and loads of other. Handy for practicing making out, and making breakfast eggs, and a million other things I won’t go into here.
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I would like to donate this menopause thing that im going through CB..
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CaptainBeirutIII: Can we have the shoes?
We could build a castle in the Bavarian mountains with the money if sold.
We could build a castle in the Bavarian mountains with the money if sold.
You are not having my shoes. Simple.
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CaptainBeirutIII: Have they ever seen a grown man cry when his wife/girlfriend bought him a season ticket to his favourite football team related to no special occasion, just like that?
"No,but I saw a grown man cry
cause I nagged him and nagged him
about putting the seat down..".
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I can give you my loans.......can I?
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I'll donate my eyes that will pierce through your soul 
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Oh crap.....I didn't see that Polarbutterfly donated her eyes. Sorry.
I'll donate my butt cause it's big and you'll always be able to find me
I'll donate my butt cause it's big and you'll always be able to find me
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goodfriend: I would like to donate this menopause thing that im going through CB..
I'm sorry, but that made me laugh.
No, we can't accept that, again, sorry
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But seeing how the world is at the moment, I’d rather be safe than sorry.
Simply look at the world economy. One minute we were eating five pound stakes with golden cutlery, the next we’re feeding on crackers and lukewarm water.
It’s so easy to lose stuff from one day to the other, so I figured, if the bank comes and claims my girl from me, it would be a good idea to have a spare one.
Just in case, like.
So, can you donate something?
A leg here, a tit there, some hair, someone might donate humour, another charm, grace, cool, wit, you name it, and with some glue, and electric shocks using two customized irons, I’ll be sorted with a reserve.
Anything you can donate. Brag away.
However, I’ll have to put you to the test with a (hypothetical) question regarding your donation, just to make sure.
I already have some stuff, so don’t bother with the following:
My mothers cooking
My sisters sense of keeping the (money) books in a household.
To start with, I’m looking for a pair of nice feet size 4 1/2 (UK), 37 ½ (EUR), 7 (US)
It’s the perfect wimman size.
But anything you have, really
Thank you.