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Jun 2, 2009 4:18 PM CST A special offer for women
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
Hi, my name is Bajram Owulja

I write to you because I received this link from a reliable source that you are a decent helpful group of people, and I am in desperate need of assistance.

My father was Bajram Owulja Prince Jr, a famous businessman in Uzbekistan who was apprehended by the mountain police and killed.
Before he was killed, he managed to hide our savings in a secret place, which only I know of. I am currently living in Uzbekistan but am seeking help from someone in Western Europe to aid me in relocating our family wealth, to transfer it to one of your countries.

It is a matter of 1,205.000 pair of wimmin shoes, of all sorts. There are high heel shoes in red, blue, gold, silver, even a pair of glass shoes. There are summer sandals, winter boots made from real yak leather, and there are flip-flops, sneakers, bridal shoes, business shoes, evening shoes, and army style boots.
The brands included are Ghucci, Dolce&Gibbon, Adihash, Pradda, Birkenschmuck and K-smart.

My predicament is that in order to get the shoes out of the country, we need to supply border guards with 2 crates of Kalashnikov.

If you send two crates of Kalashnikov, to get the shoes out of the country, you will receive 20%, which equals 105,000 pair of shoes, as soon as they are secure in a western European country.

Please email me for details and further instructions at bajramowulja@jahoo.com
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Jun 2, 2009 4:20 PM CST A special offer for women
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
OMG... *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 2, 2009 4:22 PM CST A special offer for women
Polarbutterfly
PolarbutterflyPolarbutterflyunknown, Northwest Territories Canada115 Threads 9,486 Posts
"I so want them shoes...professor































nomoney.." laugh
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Jun 2, 2009 4:23 PM CST A special offer for women
OUTRAGEOUS
OUTRAGEOUSOUTRAGEOUSPanama, Panama44 Threads 1 Polls 1,768 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: Hi, my name is Bajram Owulja

I write to you because I received this link from a reliable source that you are a decent helpful group of people, and I am in desperate need of assistance.

My father was Bajram Owulja Prince Jr, a famous businessman in Uzbekistan who was apprehended by the mountain police and killed.
Before he was killed, he managed to hide our savings in a secret place, which only I know of. I am currently living in Uzbekistan but am seeking help from someone in Western Europe to aid me in relocating our family wealth, to transfer it to one of your countries.

It is a matter of 1,205.000 pair of wimmin shoes, of all sorts. There are high heel shoes in red, blue, gold, silver, even a pair of glass shoes. There are summer sandals, winter boots made from real yak leather, and there are flip-flops, sneakers, bridal shoes, business shoes, evening shoes, and army style boots.
The brands included are Ghucci, Dolce&Gibbon, Adihash, Pradda, Birkenschmuck and K-smart.

My predicament is that in order to get the shoes out of the country, we need to supply border guards with 2 crates of Kalashnikov.

If you send two crates of Kalashnikov, to get the shoes out of the country, you will receive 20%, which equals 105,000 pair of shoes, as soon as they are secure in a western European country.

Please email me for details and further instructions at bajramowulja@jahoo.com


This appeals to my compulsiveness for shoe shopping in SOOOO many levels! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM CST A special offer for women
Middy
MiddyMiddyYorkshire, North Yorkshire, England UK74 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing funny
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Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM CST A special offer for women
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway51 Threads 5 Polls 5,070 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM CST A special offer for women
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
Oh, this is well beyond expectations!

Maybe this is the kind of business I was born to do.
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Jun 2, 2009 4:25 PM CST A special offer for women
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
I see no offers of chocolates in this deal...scold

Really now, you should know better!
laugh
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Jun 2, 2009 4:26 PM CST A special offer for women
pebblesbamban
pebblesbambanpebblesbambanPennsylvania, USA3 Threads 4,038 Posts
Come to me Baby...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 2, 2009 4:27 PM CST A special offer for women
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
spiceygamble: I see no offers of chocolates in this deal...

Really now, you should know better!


Hey, it's over a million pair of shoes. Don't you think there's one pair made of chocolate in there? Of course there is.
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Jun 2, 2009 4:28 PM CST A special offer for women
Thalassa
ThalassaThalassaRome, Lazio Italy104 Threads 2,410 Posts
What size are they? If they don't fit, I can't commit. (Apologies to Johnnie Cochran).
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Jun 2, 2009 4:28 PM CST A special offer for women
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: Hi, my name is Bajram Owulja

I write to you because I received this link from a reliable source that you are a decent helpful group of people, and I am in desperate need of assistance.

My father was Bajram Owulja Prince Jr, a famous businessman in Uzbekistan who was apprehended by the mountain police and killed.
Before he was killed, he managed to hide our savings in a secret place, which only I know of. I am currently living in Uzbekistan but am seeking help from someone in Western Europe to aid me in relocating our family wealth, to transfer it to one of your countries.

It is a matter of 1,205.000 pair of wimmin shoes, of all sorts. There are high heel shoes in red, blue, gold, silver, even a pair of glass shoes. There are summer sandals, winter boots made from real yak leather, and there are flip-flops, sneakers, bridal shoes, business shoes, evening shoes, and army style boots.
The brands included are Ghucci, Dolce&Gibbon, Adihash, Pradda, Birkenschmuck and K-smart.

My predicament is that in order to get the shoes out of the country, we need to supply border guards with 2 crates of Kalashnikov.

If you send two crates of Kalashnikov, to get the shoes out of the country, you will receive 20%, which equals 105,000 pair of shoes, as soon as they are secure in a western European country.

Please email me for details and further instructions at bajramowulja@jahoo.com


Trying to pull a fast one eh?

Don't pay attention ladies, he is just trying to make space in his closet as I have taken up some space.
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Jun 2, 2009 4:29 PM CST A special offer for women
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
However, the K=Smart ones are not mine...

So they can go.
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Jun 2, 2009 4:31 PM CST A special offer for women
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
Sommerauer71: Trying to pull a fast one eh?

Don't pay attention ladies, he is just trying to make space in his closet as I have taken up some space.


Some?
SOME!?

My parents had to move both the harvester AND the two tractors from the barn to make room for the slipper collection alone!
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Jun 2, 2009 4:33 PM CST A special offer for women
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: Hey, it's over a million pair of shoes. Don't you think there's one pair made of chocolate in there? Of course there is.


What's this meager "one pair" crap?
*geesh...


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Jun 2, 2009 4:35 PM CST A special offer for women
BrunoMcMahon
BrunoMcMahonBrunoMcMahonHardwick, Vermont USA20 Threads 3 Polls 733 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: Hi, my name is Bajram Owulja

I write to you because I received this link from a reliable source that you are a decent helpful group of people, and I am in desperate need of assistance.

My father was Bajram Owulja Prince Jr, a famous businessman in Uzbekistan who was apprehended by the mountain police and killed.
Before he was killed, he managed to hide our savings in a secret place, which only I know of. I am currently living in Uzbekistan but am seeking help from someone in Western Europe to aid me in relocating our family wealth, to transfer it to one of your countries.

It is a matter of 1,205.000 pair of wimmin shoes, of all sorts. There are high heel shoes in red, blue, gold, silver, even a pair of glass shoes. There are summer sandals, winter boots made from real yak leather, and there are flip-flops, sneakers, bridal shoes, business shoes, evening shoes, and army style boots.
The brands included are Ghucci, Dolce&Gibbon, Adihash, Pradda, Birkenschmuck and K-smart.

My predicament is that in order to get the shoes out of the country, we need to supply border guards with 2 crates of Kalashnikov.

If you send two crates of Kalashnikov, to get the shoes out of the country, you will receive 20%, which equals 105,000 pair of shoes, as soon as they are secure in a western European country.

Please email me for details and further instructions at bajramowulja@jahoo.com



I'd rather have the AKs. Odds are they'd go with my outfit better that the shoes.
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Jun 2, 2009 4:35 PM CST A special offer for women
virgiomonkey
virgiomonkeyvirgiomonkeyAuckland, New Zealand4,241 Posts
Sommerauer71: Trying to pull a fast one eh?

Don't pay attention ladies, he is just trying to make space in his
closet as I have taken up some space.


......Incorrect.....
Don't pay attention ladies, he is just trying to make space in his closet as I have taken up 'all the' space. laugh

J.D
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Jun 2, 2009 4:35 PM CST A special offer for women
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: Some?
SOME!?

My parents had to move both the harvester AND the two tractors from the barn to make room for the slipper collection alone!


Look, face it darling, you have tried as many pseudonyms, this one will not work.

The shoes stay. It will be a sweet reminder when you sniff them.
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Jun 2, 2009 4:35 PM CST A special offer for women
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
jlb684: What size are they? If they don't fit, I can't commit. (Apologies to Johnnie Cochran).


What size do you wear?
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Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM CST A special offer for women
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
virgiomonkey: ......Incorrect.....
Don't pay attention ladies, he is just trying to make space in his closet as I have taken up 'all the' space.

J.D


You, go put a shirt on, before Tina gets here.
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