Where is the coffee shop these days??? (411)
Now...you still need your coffee lungo or a glass of red lungo??
due to the economic crisis, it has closed its doors pending a big cash injection from some dozy EU government.
wooffy: Open for business
Good evening
Not busy around here anymore
Can i get my favourite maltese beer Cisk Lager XL, please...the coldest you have as it's still very hot
MARTI: Good evening
Not busy around here anymore
Can i get my favourite maltese beer Cisk Lager XL, please...the coldest you have as it's still very hot
Not busy around here anymore
Can i get my favourite maltese beer Cisk Lager XL, please...the coldest you have as it's still very hot
coming right up I can put ice in it
MARTI: Good evening
Not busy around here anymore
Can i get my favourite maltese beer Cisk Lager XL, please...the coldest you have as it's still very hot
Not busy around here anymore
Can i get my favourite maltese beer Cisk Lager XL, please...the coldest you have as it's still very hot
yeah we have the whole place to ourselves
wooffy: yeah we have the whole place to ourselves
................That`s what you think!I`m here too. Just ice water for me thanks, with a slice of lemon.... No beer, no whisky, no wine tonight.......
SMOKYYYY
hmmm...how you doin eh?
hmmm...how you doin eh?
smoky: ................That`s what you think!
I`m here too. Just ice water for me thanks, with a slice of lemon.... No beer, no whisky, no wine tonight.......
I`m here too. Just ice water for me thanks, with a slice of lemon.... No beer, no whisky, no wine tonight.......
Why don't you join us here maybe we can relate some stories...
wooffy: yeah we have the whole place to ourselves
I'm afraid not anymore wooffy..
wooffy: maybe ... no Smoky would probably fill their spaceship with smoke and they would run into the moon.
They would run into the moon? .. You mean like they`d crash into the moon? Nah, not unless I smoked a bong in their spaceship - and if there was a spaceship then I`d have no reason to smoke a bong, just some decent conversation in their alien language would be good enough.........Now, where`s that soap? and my water and lemon?
smoky: They would run into the moon? .. You mean like they`d crash into the moon? Nah, not unless I smoked a bong in their spaceship - and if there was a spaceship then I`d have no reason to smoke a bong, just some decent conversation in their alien language would be good enough.........
Now, where`s that soap? and my water and lemon?
Now, where`s that soap? and my water and lemon?
Marti the soap is on the top shelf would you ....
Nah wouldn't dare to ask again
coming right up Smoky
No prob wooffy tonight i'm wearing shorts..no frilly skirts as they're still torn from the last fall..remember??
Bar soap coming right down...it's too slippery
Bar soap coming right down...it's too slippery
MARTI: No prob wooffy tonight i'm wearing shorts..no frilly skirts as they're still torn from the last fall..remember??
Bar soap coming right down...it's too slippery
Bar soap coming right down...it's too slippery
now is the step too slippery then I will have to catch you
or is the soap too slippery
wooffy: now is the step too slippery then I will have to catch you
or is the soap too slippery
or is the soap too slippery
i meant the soap...
good to know i'll fall into strong arms...
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Here's a special lungo espresso coming your way...hope you are fine...
Well, seems the one thing they all learned from this friend, was WEAR YOUR SEATBET! He was sitting in the front passenger seat, and got flung out the back passenger door onto the road.
Now ... can I have that Special Lungo Espresso? Thanks!